Stole them off of PJ's thread - they're both awesome.
Yours looks like it was plied with rufies, Mo. Better be careful!
Dude! That first one belongs to both of us!
Oh.
Well, then, keep drinking. I'm sure the rufies I slipped you are in at least one of those bottles...
Yeah!
waitaminnit....
By the by...your graemlin looks like a perfect example of what happened to you at D*C '05. Now if only the graemlin finished up with you droolin' and passed out on the floor...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
