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I'm a pretty princess said:
hey silky, I got a new necklace for ya
A necklace from the Balloon Knot collection? I'm touched... against my will. Much like the kind of childhood touching you undoubtedly endured, which made you the man you are today.
Out of curiosity, has the racist persona worked insofar as erasing the memory of...
...Oh. No, I suppose it hasn't. I guess it's hard to forget a face that looks like it's happy to have taken more loads than a retired U-Haul trailer.
If you hurry, you might be still be able to make the deadline for entering the Miss Estonia pageant. But, before you go, you might want to steal some paper bags from your mama's place of work... one to place on your head, and enough to put on all the judges' heads, just in case. Just make sure to leave a mouthhole in yours', so you don't suffocate when you try and give them head.
Of course, if that fails, just stand Joe Mama next to you. You'll slip through by default.
I think Silky Johnson just said I'm more manly than Balloon Knot. How very flattering. In that "the only thing Silky should be doing with those big-ass lips of his is kissing the white man's emancipating arse" kinda way. Silky, the only things I want to hear you say are, "C'n I shine yo' shoes?", "Feets don't fail me now!", and "Mah name is Toby!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Prometheus said:
...how the hell did I end up in this?  
Good lord, I'm being addressed by Prometheus, the man who makes Tony Randall look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
If I don't make eye contact, maybe he'll go back to dusting the Graemlins or one of his many other OCD rituals, and not corner me with his chain-smoking, coffee-house intellectual take on the topic de jour. I can only hope that the lady who took his unfortunate hand is as deaf as the ears that greet Beardguy's cries for attention.
I hate you, Prometheus! I hate you because you managed to get such a beautiful wife, even though you wear a toupee of your own combed-up neck hairs.
And still Silky maintains his status of "Best Alt Ever"! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Beardguy57 said:
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Silky Johnson said:
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Prometheus said:
...how the hell did I end up in this?
Good lord, I'm being addressed by Prometheus, the man who makes Tony Randall look like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
If I don't make eye contact, maybe he'll go back to dusting the Graemlins or one of his many other OCD rituals, and not corner me with his chain-smoking, coffee-house intellectual take on the topic de jour. I can only hope that the lady who took his unfortunate hand is as deaf as the ears that greet Beardguy's cries for attention.
I hate you, Prometheus! I hate you because you managed to get such a beautiful wife, even though you wear a toupee of your own combed-up neck hairs.
I detect much anger in Silky..an anger which has apparently consumed him ages ago. His fascination with myself and others who post here indicates jealousy, and a fetish - like preoccupation with the details of how he percieves us to be.
This pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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