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rex said:
Been there five months now, they should be hiring me on as a regular employee soon.
Translation: I'm so jealous of Jeremy's Job thread i had to make up stories to bump mine so i don't feel so empty.
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They like me so much that they hired my brother.
Translation: They don't notice me so I was able to sneak in my invisible friend. I pay him in cookies
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Him and I move into our own apartment this month. We're building a new fort out of our supergirl sheets in the basement.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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