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2003-10-13 2:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think it's more like "HA HA! Stop licking me there ZOD! I'm trying to catch cum in my mouth up here!"
Ha! You're killing me! :lol:
Damn, dirty robot...
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#74110
2003-10-13 2:30 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think it's more like "HA HA! Stop licking me there ZOD! I'm trying to catch cum in my mouth up here!"
That was no Zod! That was your crazy mother! Get a clue. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#74111
2003-10-13 2:31 AM
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You should swallow faster, Uschi!
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#74112
2003-10-13 2:32 AM
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Take some lessons from your sister.
Or your mom.
Or your aunt.
And don't use your teeth, dammit!
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#74113
2003-10-13 2:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
And don't use your teeth, dammit!
And the next thing you know, *CHOMP*
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#74114
2003-10-13 2:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Wouldn't it be "Waiting FOR the blow?
No, because you wait every night to blow TK, until he ejaculates on you....you really need to study your sex terminology, Pariah....
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#74115
2003-10-13 2:36 AM
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Pariah is bad at grammer.
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#74116
2003-10-13 2:36 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I think it's more like "HA HA! Stop licking me there ZOD! I'm trying to catch cum in my mouth up here!"
That was no Zod! That was your crazy mother! Get a clue.
Naw. That brown thing was your mom, Pariah. She was covered in shit 'cause of Uschi's penchant of enemas, remember?
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2003-10-13 2:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Wouldn't it be "Waiting FOR the blow?
No, because you wait every night to blow TK, until he ejaculates on you....you really need to study your sex terminology, Pariah....
You say that as if you actually know the meaning of sex terminology you filthy Animalman.
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#74118
2003-10-13 2:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
And don't use your teeth, dammit!
And the next thing you know, *CHOMP*
She circumsized me! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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2003-10-13 2:40 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
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Originally posted by Pariah:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I think it's more like "HA HA! Stop licking me there ZOD! I'm trying to catch cum in my mouth up here!"
That was no Zod! That was your crazy mother! Get a clue.
Naw. That brown thing was your mom, Pariah. She was covered in shit 'cause of Uschi's penchant of enemas, remember?
All's I can remember clearly is Uschi bending you over and shoving a 14 inch WHITE (possibly for decoration) strap-on up your ass. I made sure to turn away when I heard the words, "Clean me off."
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#74120
2003-10-13 2:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
She circumsized me!
Damn. Well, that's the end of that.
What with the "Jewish" and all...
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#74121
2003-10-13 2:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
You say that as if you actually know the meaning of sex terminology you filthy Animalman.
Well, considering you just tried to nitpick me, and in failing just made an even bigger ass out of yourself, I'd hope I know a few more popular phrases than you.
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#74122
2003-10-13 2:44 AM
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All's I can remember clearly is Uschi bending you over and shoving a 14 inch WHITE (possibly for decoration) strap-on up your ass. I made sure to turn away when I heard the words, "Clean me off."
You shouldn't have turned away, 'cause she had nothing else to do but clean it off on your back!
Good thing your mom licked it off.
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#74123
2003-10-13 2:44 AM
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I happen to be a popular phrase around here.
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#74124
2003-10-13 2:49 AM
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Pariah grew a mustache to up his chances of being in a gay porn.
Sadly he forgot that they want people who have more than three inches.
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#74125
2003-10-13 2:54 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
You say that as if you actually know the meaning of sex terminology you filthy Animalman.
Well, considering you just tried to nitpick me, and in failing just made an even bigger ass out of yourself, I'd hope I know a few more popular phrases than you.
Oh please. Now look who's made an ass out of himself. If you had watched the conversation closely, you would have seen that it was my goal to make an ass out of myself freak. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) I didn't "fail" anything.
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#74126
2003-10-13 2:56 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
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All's I can remember clearly is Uschi bending you over and shoving a 14 inch WHITE (possibly for decoration) strap-on up your ass. I made sure to turn away when I heard the words, "Clean me off."
You shouldn't have turned away, 'cause she had nothing else to do but clean it off on your back!
Good thing your mom licked it off.
Naw. It was your mom, she was the only one licking my back that night.
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#74127
2003-10-13 2:57 AM
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I stand corrected. You succeeded masterfully. Perhaps you should look into it as a fulltime profession. No use doing it 24/7 here for nothing....
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#74128
2003-10-13 2:59 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Pariah grew a mustache to up his chances of being in a gay porn.
Sadly he forgot that they want people who have more than three inches.
HA!! That's where you're misinformed, I got the job. They said I could stand next to the other "normal" (I still don't know what they meant by that.) guys just to make them look better by comparison.
Joke's on you!
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#74129
2003-10-13 3:01 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
I stand corrected. You succeeded masterfully. Perhaps you should look into it as a fulltime profession. No use doing it 24/7 here for nothing....
I already got a full time profession at Microsoft, I fit in REAL well. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#74130
2003-10-13 3:02 AM
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Will your career in gay porn interfere with a chance at being a freelance ass?
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#74131
2003-10-13 3:03 AM
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heh... "micro-soft." What a wonderfully descriptive gay-porn name you have, Pariah.
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#74132
2003-10-13 3:04 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Will your career in gay porn interfere with a chance at being a freelance ass?
Ufortunately, I was laid off because they had a surplus of black guys, and the truth is, they didn't really need THAT many white guys. It was a sad day indeed.
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#74133
2003-10-13 3:05 AM
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So, you're saying black guys are asses?
"Rascist"!
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#74134
2003-10-13 3:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
heh... "micro-soft." What a wonderfully descriptive gay-porn name you have, Pariah.
Bill Gates seemed to think so.
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#74135
2003-10-13 3:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
So, you're saying black guys are asses?
"Rascist"!
![[DOH!]](graemlins/homerface01.gif) They've figured me out--I mean uh....Um...Animalman's a Douchebag! *runs away*
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#74136
2003-10-13 3:08 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
heh... "micro-soft." What a wonderfully descriptive gay-porn name you have, Pariah.
Bill Gates seemed to think so.
So.... you get paid to make Bill Gates look big in comparison?
I guess I over-estimated with the three.
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#74137
2003-10-13 3:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
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Originally posted by Uschi:
heh... "micro-soft." What a wonderfully descriptive gay-porn name you have, Pariah.
Bill Gates seemed to think so.
So.... you get paid to make Bill Gates look big in comparison?
I guess I over-estimated with the three.
I knew it!! You were apart of Gate's "Fan Whore" line that went into his office.
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#74138
2003-10-13 2:56 PM
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Tyler not here, Tyler go bye-bye.
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#74139
2003-10-13 4:42 PM
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Naw, Tyler's here, he's always been here.
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#74140
2003-10-13 9:46 PM
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2003-10-15 12:09 AM
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#74142
2003-10-15 12:15 AM
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Nowhereman must be jealous....
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2003-10-16 3:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Gayla loves me.
Ah, but does ZOD love you, that's the real question.
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#74144
2003-10-15 9:36 PM
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No, ZOD is in my service.
No need for love in that relationship.
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2003-10-15 9:40 PM
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#74146
2003-10-15 9:43 PM
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I learned it from you, dad! I learned it from you!
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2003-10-15 11:43 PM
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I have no idea what you two are going on about. However...
EYEAH! Fuckin' goddamn cockwhoresonofabitchbastard!
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#74148
2003-10-15 11:44 PM
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Judd Nelson is a harsh motherfucker!
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