#74149
2003-10-15 11:45 PM
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Who the fuck is that harsh mother Judd Nelson?
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#74150
2003-10-16 12:06 AM
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#74151
2003-10-16 1:28 PM
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"Here, here's a carton of smokes, Johnny boy! Smoke up!"
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#74152
2003-10-16 1:35 PM
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"What are we having for lunch?"
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#74153
2003-10-16 1:35 PM
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you just got yourself another detention!
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#74154
2003-10-18 2:34 PM
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Uschi-
Yuk! What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you emaciated fuck. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that shirt you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? What makes you such a twat? Is it the flawed family birthing process of the father sucking the infant spawn from the mother's rectum and spitting it headfirst into the cold-cast bath?
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#74155
2003-10-18 2:38 PM
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Pariah-
You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You actually voted for Dubya? What a corporate puppet shithead-loving putz you are, you ultra right-wing, quasi-fascist, Nixon-loving heartless bastard. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' I bet you have to take your salary to the bank because it's too small to go by itself, you pathetic ne'er-do-well. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.
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#74156
2003-10-18 2:42 PM
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ROB-
You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living for doing nothing but farting into the ozone layer. Stop bullshitting about your height. A fucking circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent fuckwit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like? Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life and be the butt of many jokes to come.
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#74157
2003-10-18 2:47 PM
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LLance-
Jumping shoeless Jesus on a hotplate! Are you sure that you're a man, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime? You don't even classify as homo sapien! It's good that you found another supercilious curmudgeon to marry you: let's just pray that you don't spawn. You have a face that only a mother could love - and even she hates it. I've seen people as fugly as you before, but I always had to pay admission. Your politics suck just like your mother does, you election-rigging, Bush-loving, warmongering fucktarded spawn of a rancid whore. You are quite intelligent...for a gerbil with Downs Syndrome. You're so short, you could do handstands and back flips under a table. I bet you need a ladder to pick up a dime. You could pole-vault with a matchstick, Sneezy. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. I bet you have to order your clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us. You're an unemployable, lazy lout. If you got up with nothing to do all day, you'd go to bed with only half of it done. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.
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#74158
2003-10-18 2:59 PM
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Kimi-
I was looking for your G-spot and all I found was a bunch of lint and cookie crumbs.
Butter-
Your boobs look like two little boys fighting under a blanket.
Stareena-
I've wanted to go out with you ever since I read that stuff about you on the men's bathroom wall two years ago.
wenchie-
Your pussy is a human echo chamber: shout "Hello!" and it comes backs as "Hello, Sailor!".
Lor-
Your pussy looks like it was shaved with a chainsaw.
Bianca-
Having sex with you is like waving a 2x4 in a cave.
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#74159
2003-10-18 9:27 PM
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TK-069 recently took part in the largest ever animal gangbang, allowing himself to be fucked up the arse by a record breaking 101 dalmatians.
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#74160
2003-10-18 9:30 PM
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Despite having most of his ribs removed, Zod remains unable to suck his own cock.
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#74161
2003-10-18 9:43 PM
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For Uschi, giving blowjobs to complete strangers provides a source of income and also a free meal.
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#74162
2003-10-19 12:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Uschi-
Yuk! What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you emaciated fuck. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that shirt you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? What makes you such a twat? Is it the flawed family birthing process of the father sucking the infant spawn from the mother's rectum and spitting it headfirst into the cold-cast bath?
Ok.
Ok, that tears it. I'm going to kill myself. That's it. Goodbye and fuck you all.
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#74163
2003-10-19 12:54 AM
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... ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#74164
2003-10-19 1:00 AM
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The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Pariah-
You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You actually voted for Dubya? What a corporate puppet shithead-loving putz you are, you ultra right-wing, quasi-fascist, Nixon-loving heartless bastard. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' I bet you have to take your salary to the bank because it's too small to go by itself, you pathetic ne'er-do-well. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.
Really!? You really mean it!?? ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) I'm SO HAPPY!! Finally! I wouldn't have said this if you worded that post ANY differently-But YES!! I will marry you!
That's one hell of a way to propose TK. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#74165
2003-10-19 1:03 AM
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Great.
Just what I need in my life.
A fuckin' June bride.
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#74166
2003-10-19 7:14 PM
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Pariah recently experimented with street drugs for the first time.
A big guy with a moustache and a leather cap sold him something called Rohypnol.
"Will it make me hallucinate?" asked Pariah.
"You'll be away with fairies in no time," said the man
Pariah woke up eight hours later with a very sore arsehole and no recollection of the previous evening.
He has since sworn off illegal drugs because of the physical damage they apparently cause to the colon.
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#74167
2003-10-19 10:04 PM
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You're all ugly, and your mothers dress you funny!
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#74168
2003-10-19 10:24 PM
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#74169
2003-10-19 10:30 PM
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You're pathetic if you're reading this.
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You're pathetic if you bump up old threads.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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your pathetic if you reply to bumped up threads to bitch bout them being bumped.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Three Dog Night -
Joy to the World
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you
Sing it now...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
[electric piano]
You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
I wanna tell you
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
[fading]
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
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The Cisco Kid
War
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out of can
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
Chased a gringo last night through a field
Chased a gringo last night through a field
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
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