Kimi-
I was looking for your G-spot and all I found was a bunch of lint and cookie crumbs.
Butter-
Your boobs look like two little boys fighting under a blanket.
Stareena-
I've wanted to go out with you ever since I read that stuff about you on the men's bathroom wall two years ago.
wenchie-
Your pussy is a human echo chamber: shout "Hello!" and it comes backs as "Hello, Sailor!".
Lor-
Your pussy looks like it was shaved with a chainsaw.
Bianca-
Having sex with you is like waving a 2x4 in a cave.
