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Originally posted by TK-069:
Pariah-

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent puke! You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You actually voted for Dubya? What a corporate puppet shithead-loving putz you are, you ultra right-wing, quasi-fascist, Nixon-loving heartless bastard. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' I bet you have to take your salary to the bank because it's too small to go by itself, you pathetic ne'er-do-well. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.
Really!? You really mean it!?? [biiiig grin] I'm SO HAPPY!! Finally! I wouldn't have said this if you worded that post ANY differently-But YES!! I will marry you!

That's one hell of a way to propose TK. [wink]