Pariah recently experimented with street drugs for the first time.
A big guy with a moustache and a leather cap sold him something called Rohypnol.
"Will it make me hallucinate?" asked Pariah.
"You'll be away with fairies in no time," said the man
Pariah woke up eight hours later with a very sore arsehole and no recollection of the previous evening.
He has since sworn off illegal drugs because of the physical damage they apparently cause to the colon.
