#74257
2003-09-04 1:29 AM
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gone.... all gone. all that bullshit I posted, lost, forever. I shed a tear. ![[worst. icon. ever.]](graemlins/comicguy-icon00.gif)
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#74258
2003-09-04 1:38 AM
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Yay 4 noushikins!
School's fer fools!
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#74259
2003-09-04 1:46 AM
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Is this a confessional thread for everyone, or just you?
By the way... did they say you were Shpadoinkle?
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#74260
2003-09-04 1:53 AM
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Work and school? I'm having a hard time handling one, I doubt I could handle both simultaneously. ....but I guess you gotta pay those bills. To counter this, I offer this: 
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#74261
2003-09-04 2:17 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74262
2003-09-04 2:26 AM
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I was, simultaneously, a bartender, a waiter, and worked in a department store when I was at university.
Never work in the men's shoes section of a department store. Men's feet stink.
My favourite catchcry: "Its leather, so it will stretch". Smile as the poor bastard hobbles out of the store with his feet in shoes which are two sizes too small.
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#74263
2003-09-04 2:30 AM
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Zod wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#74264
2003-09-04 2:34 AM
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...I thought Disney was frozen...
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#74265
2003-09-04 2:38 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74266
2003-09-04 2:43 AM
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...it's pillow time again.....
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#74267
2003-09-04 2:44 AM
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Zod wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#74268
2003-09-04 2:47 AM
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Sleep is my only refuge. However, once women started invading my dreams, not even sleep could save me.
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#74269
2003-09-04 3:08 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
...it's pillow time again.....
That passed right over her head, didn't it?
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#74270
2003-09-04 3:11 AM
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Frankly Dave, it passes over the head of anyone who's not a fan of Late-Era Monkees...
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#74271
2003-09-04 3:51 AM
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It passed over my head, then, too.
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#74272
2003-09-04 4:05 AM
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If I make any Elvis Costello references, will they pass over your head?
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#74273
2003-09-04 4:15 AM
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Go and sit in your favourite chair.
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#74274
2003-09-04 4:17 AM
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Fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit.
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#74275
2003-09-04 2:59 PM
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Booyah. I got up an hour before class, typed a half-assed 2 page report, and bolted out the door with no socks, my shoes untied, and the clothes nearest to me when I fell out of bed(sweatpants and strange eskimo shirt). I never brush my hair, so it's disarray wasn't out of the ordinary. Barely got to class on time.
I think I'm coming down with something. My Theatre class instructor was sick Tuesday, the guy sitting next to me this morning was sniffling, and now I'm starting to sneeze a lot. Fucking germ bastards.
Asscunts...fuckwhores...n'stuff....oh who I am kidding I'm no Uschi....
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#74276
2003-09-05 3:42 AM
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So be yourself. Be the Animal... man.
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#74277
2003-09-05 12:20 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74278
2003-09-05 12:21 AM
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....what did you do with the eskimo after you took his shirt? heh... you're a sweatpants kid. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif) :lol:
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#74279
2003-09-05 12:33 AM
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I'm an athlete, so I run a lot in the summer, but I'm actually a whateverisatmyfeet kid. I don't have a "style".
...I don't know any eskimo. He's not buried under my floorboards. I swear.
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#74280
2003-09-05 12:48 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74281
2003-09-05 1:23 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
....what did you do with the eskimo after you took his shirt?
heh... you're a sweatpants kid. :lol:
Well, Nanook got about as mean as an eskimo boy could be... so he picked up a mittenful of the deadly yellow snow, and proceeded to rub it in Animal Man's eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to this part of the world, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in our mythology.
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#74282
2003-09-05 1:26 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74283
2003-09-05 1:28 AM
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...no.. can't say I have.
However, I do hear that Roger let Jessyca into his Rabbithole.
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#74284
2003-09-05 1:29 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74285
2003-09-05 1:37 AM
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If only that assassin hadn't been sitting in his closet for 400 years, making sure he kept being santa instead of committing to being the Ratings Guy full time...
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#74286
2003-09-05 1:48 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74287
2003-09-05 1:51 AM
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Yeah, but Miz Claus never made Santa give up his powers so they could live a happy life together.
Lois is one demanding Bitch... didn't Supes know he coulda hit any shit he wanted! For Free, no less! And if they pised him off, he coulda ripped 'em in half like a phone book!
Stupid Superman.
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#74288
2003-09-05 1:55 AM
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She wasn't even that hot.
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#74289
2003-09-05 1:56 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74290
2003-09-05 2:14 AM
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#74291
2003-09-05 2:18 AM
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Stephen Sadowski always drew all his men with packages.
He was drawing JSA... Which means old guy penis.
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#74292
2003-09-05 2:20 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74293
2003-09-05 2:28 AM
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Old guy penis needs love too.
Just ask LLance.
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#74294
2003-09-05 2:29 AM
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Zod wins again!
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#74295
2003-09-05 2:33 AM
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Understandable. Completely Understandable. So..... since this thread is all about you.... what are you wearing? ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#74296
2003-09-05 2:39 AM
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And when is it coming off?
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