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Ceej, the posters of the RKMBs would only think less of you if you found ME a little sexy.
then think of me as a foot-long pianist!
WTF...?
Guy walks into a bar and sits at the counter. On the counter there's this little man in a little suit playing a little piano.
"Hey, that's great!" says the guy. A second guy at the bar says, "Yeah, turns out it's the bartender's birthday and he's granting everyone one wish."
"Awesome!" says the first guy as the bartender approaches. The bartender says, "I'm granting wishes, what'll you have?" and the guy says
"I want a million bucks!"and BAM! the bar is stuffed with quacking ducks.
"What the fuck?" the guy says, "I didn't want a million DUCKS!" and the other man says, "Yeah, well I didn't want a foot-long PIANIST."
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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