I'll give you tips on how to post your images, rkmbs...
Joe Mama: Make sure you only post images of Joe Mama taken from fifty yards away. Unless you want a random, unfocused picture of floral print, cookie crumbs, and caked baby powder.
Joe Mama's Penis: When posting images of Joe Mama's Penis, I would advise PJP to only post ones where he used the supermacro lens that they use to take pictures of bees sitting on dewy flowers and such.
PJP: When posting an image of PJP, make sure there are no traffic cones, life vests, or oranges in the image to avoid any potential confusion. If you're unable to find a picture of PJP, simply substitute Ernie from Sesame Street.
Nowhereman: When posting an image of Nowhereman, wear sunglasses. Nowhereman reflects so much light, he should only be viewed through those shoeboxs that little kids make to look at an eclipse. It's like looking at the Undertaker's bleached asshole.
klinton: I wouldn't recommend posting any images of klinton, unless it's close to Halloween or you need to drum up donations for charity. But, if you do, make sure you don't post any images of klinton facing sideways, unless you want to view the scenery behind him, unobstructed.
Rob Kamphausen: Why anyone would want to post an image of Rob Kamphausen is beyond me, but if you're so inclined, make sure to caption that you are, in fact, posting a picture of Rob and not Liberace, to avoid any potential confusion.
Prometheus: Again, make sure to caption that you are posting a picture of Prometheus, and not Liberace or Rob Kamphausen. If you have a picture of Prometheus up Rob's ass, captioning becomes particularly crucial.
G-Man: Please don't post any images of G-Man. I don't need to see the sad old man who names his pillow "Mr. Limbaugh", which he serenades with "Rush, Rush" and humps to sleep every night. ...And by "pillow", I mean "small boy".
sneaky bunny: When posting images of sneaky bunny, only post images taken from a camera with an image stabilizer, since the bitch is always dizzy drunk and stands still about as well as she types.
Pariah: Keep in mind, when posting images of Pariah, that he looks like a cross between David Berkowitz and Pee-Wee's rival, Francis, in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. ...Which, coincidentally, also reflects his personality. You might find, upon reflection, that the more appropriate place to post his image would be on a website run by the FBI.
