#74457
2003-09-24 12:30 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
GODDAMNWHYDON'TTHOSEFUCKINGMUSICALNOTESWORKANYMORE??!!?!
Because you can't sing, as well as dance.
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#74458
2003-09-24 12:50 AM
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You have to have pride to be embaressed, I don't have any. So, you're dead wrong blondie-idiot-Loeb groupie.
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#74459
2003-09-24 4:42 PM
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....are you more of a plain wood or cedar coffin kind of guy? Figured I'd just go ahead and ask...
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#74460
2003-09-25 4:13 PM
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Who needs a fuckin' coffin? I don't care how I die, where I die, what I'm put in when I die. I know that I just wanna die, and soon. I'm dangerously close to my twenties. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#74461
2003-09-25 4:47 PM
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Uschi will hapilly oblige you.
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#74462
2003-09-25 5:33 PM
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Oblige me in what way? Kill me or bury me?
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#74463
2003-09-25 5:45 PM
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Death by skillet fork or metal automatic pencil?
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#74464
2003-09-25 7:56 PM
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Are you gonna beat someone with the pistol?
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#74465
2003-09-26 12:08 AM
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Zod wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#74466
2003-09-26 12:12 AM
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#74467
2003-09-26 12:14 AM
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I can't sing either, I can't even dance. I'm cool with it though, I don't expect to amount up to anything.
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#74468
2003-09-26 1:04 AM
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Can't sing and can't dance. Man, I pity you guys.
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#74469
2003-09-26 1:28 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74470
2003-09-26 5:51 AM
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#74471
2003-09-26 10:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
One of my sisters took dancing classes once. Bellydancing. And she got college credit!
What her name? She got a bf? Hook a brotha up! :)
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#74472
2003-09-26 11:32 AM
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#74473
2003-09-26 9:06 PM
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ZOD wins again!.
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#74474
2003-09-26 9:10 PM
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Only the looneys are single...
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#74475
2003-09-26 9:57 PM
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Whoa! If I had a fraction of a cent for every time I hear that being said to me... :lol: Marriage is a waste of time/money and a flawd concept. The human race should be trying to downsize on such obligatory things. Unfortunately, since I'm a full Catholic, I must accept it as something..."sacred." ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) I may be a looney, but I sure as hell ain't getting married, and I'm sure as hell staying away from relationships.
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#74476
2003-09-26 11:53 PM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74477
2003-09-27 12:06 AM
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#74478
2003-09-27 12:22 AM
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I'm much better wiht a butterfly knife than a gun. It's not as fast a death, but it's mighty stylish.
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#74479
2003-09-27 12:40 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74480
2003-09-27 12:48 AM
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#74481
2003-09-27 12:51 AM
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#74482
2003-09-27 12:58 AM
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No! No! I don't know what you're talking about! ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
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#74483
2003-09-27 1:26 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74484
2003-09-27 1:28 AM
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#74485
2003-09-27 1:34 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74486
2003-09-27 1:36 AM
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But the latter atom is being rather negative wouldn't you say?
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#74487
2003-09-27 1:42 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74488
2003-09-27 2:06 AM
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... ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#74489
2003-09-27 2:08 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
....I don't know!
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#74490
2003-09-27 2:21 AM
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A woman works in an office building, each day she comes in, the janitor always enters her office. Everday, he empties her trash and says, "Your hair smells good." before leaving. This goes on for a really long time until the lady goes to her boss' office, storms in, and says, "I want you to fire that janitor or I'm suing this building!" with purpose in her pose and rage in her thighs. The lord of the underling engineers then says, "What exactly did he do?" with a constant clicking of his pen. "Day in, day out, he keeps saying that 'my hair smells good!!'" she answers with a less than not-not quiet voice. The usual target of employee spit balls and various phallic devices looks puzzled, "But...Isn't that a compliment." he inquires. The woman looks at him with incredulousness in her eyes and erotica in her ears before exploding, "HE'S A GODDAMN MIDGET!!!"
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#74491
2003-09-27 7:54 PM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74492
2003-09-27 8:26 PM
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#74493
2003-09-27 9:23 PM
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We need you to BURN IN HELL!!!!
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#74494
2003-09-28 2:04 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#74495
2003-09-28 2:34 AM
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#74496
2003-09-28 2:05 PM
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"Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
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