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At Sneak's suggestion, here is a thread for our most fucked-up dreams. I have a lot of those.
Please keep in mind how boring most dreams are before posting. Try and leave out the stupid shit nobody cares about. I would point this at Beardguy except I'm ignoring him so it wouldn't matter anyhow.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I had a dream that I could use italics in thread titles.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Oh man, that reminds me of a dream I had either last night or the night before when I had a super-late term miscarrage and the baby (like, seven months in) was half out and I was looking at it and it looked kinda like those babies with harlequin syndrome - the hard, white skin that cracks and bleeds and stuff... so I found my mom and was all, "Mom can you help me get this out?" and she had me go to the toilet and have a sit but it didn't come out so I spent most of the rest of the dream with a dead baby dangling half-out of my vagina.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I had a dream that I could use italics in thread titles.
that's g-gay!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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or make a trade with china for grade A american whale.....
omg, tangent,.
I totally had this weird dream last night and you were in it and you were swimming and this whale got loose and the whale trainer slammed the gate shut on your head when he tried to re-trap the whale in its pen and you were all "ow!" and I shit my pants laughing.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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there. that starts us off right good. ALLL about me.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It takes one to love one!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I would point this at Beardguy except I'm ignoring him so it wouldn't matter anyhow.
Not if he spams the thread.
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I had a dream as a young lad that Cyclops would ride down from the hills to steal everyones pants. I remember dreaming hiding under my desk at school trying not to have my pants stolen. If your pants were stolen you would have to wear a towel wrapped around your waist. Because of all the cyclops pants theft towels were at a premium and people would sell towels off the backs of trucks.
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I mean a group of people with only one eye cyclops and not the Marvel super-hero cyclops.
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I had a dream that Joe Mama's Penis was convicted for impersonating a baby bottle nipple. When I woke up, of course, I remembered that the case was still on appeal.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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coming soon: weird Pro sex dream.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i once dreamt that ubb code was allowed in thread subject listings
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i once dreamt that ubb code was allowed in thread subject listings
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I had a dream that I could use italics in thread titles.
so you and rex share dreams and a bed?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i also dreamt that i ignored rex's posts, like everyone else. except you. whom i ignore.
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also, i dream about all of the posters here, often. especially the hot ones, like pro.
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coming soon: weird Pro sex dream.
Hawt! 
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also, i dream about all of the posters here, often. especially the hot ones, like pro.
Double-Hawt!
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no? 
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
Hawtness! Kiss me, you stud!
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i now agree to a vomit graemlin
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
Yeah, Pro would not be caught dead in something as bland as jeans!
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Gay Dracula!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
note how rex is not mentioned in being left out of the dream rephrasing.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
note how rex is not mentioned in being left out of the dream rephrasing.
Oh dear.
Pro?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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note how rex is not mentioned in being left out of the dream rephrasing.
 
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i now agree to a vomit graemlin
Well....if you would just stalk me more... 
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Yeah, Pro would not be caught dead in something as bland as jeans!
Damn you!
You just wait until I learn more about this Photoshop thing!
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...wow...in retrospect, that's more hair than I've had in years...
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Yeah, Pro would not be caught dead in something as bland as jeans!
Damn you!
You just wait until I learn more about this Photoshop thing!
I think that's my favorite photoshopped image of you - though bunny's Progina was also classic.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I think that's my favorite photoshopped image of you - though bunny's Progina was also classic.
....Halloween is coming sooooooon.... 
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You missed a post...
What? The "Progina" was shaved....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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What? The "Progina" was shaved....
I was talking to Nowhereman...
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I think that's my favorite photoshopped image of you - though bunny's Progina was also classic.
....Halloween is coming sooooooon....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You missed a post...
Look at the time it was posted ya fairy vampire cunt!
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You missed a post...
What? The "Progina" was shaved....
I was talking to Nowhereman...
I know, but my comment was funny...  I crack myself up...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I'm American! We don't need no stinkin' "time"....Trollop!
P.S. Someone please PM me the definition of the word "Trollop". Thanks.
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What? The "Progina" was shaved....
I was talking to Nowhereman...
I know, but my comment was funny... I crack myself up...
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