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You missed a post...
What? The "Progina" was shaved....
I was talking to Nowhereman...
I know, but my comment was funny...  I crack myself up...
Ah! Yes, okay. If it was intended then...funny! 
Oh, fuck you!  It was funny, dagnammit!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Chewy!!
So now he's a fat retarded girl playing drums?
What an actor!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What? The "Progina" was shaved....
pierced i believe.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've had dreams involving many of the posters here, usually after a voice chat. None are that interesting, but the good ones would be too embarrassing to post here.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no? 
NO.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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dream 1: Joe Mama chartered a bus named "tard-bus" for the Con. He had Harley, Uschi and myself in dom outfits kidnap people as we went cross country. Joe the whole trip acted like that retarded girl gif. a fire broke out while having llance lifted intot he shark tank pulled by the tard-bus. Harley's suit was melting and with pro and chewy ball gagged in the bus we had tous sporks to get it off.
dream 2: i was at the hospital with my girlfirend who was having a baby. i didn't give a shit about her or the baby, i wanted to screw this nurse. she gave me my naughty nurse fantasy in some curtained area. i had to shit really bad but i couldn't find a bathroom. so i ran down the hallway while shitting behind myself.
dream 3:in short - rob had branched the RKMBs off into a line of sex toys. the Pariah18600 v2 hit it big - a duel gender sex-bot with cyber capability. So we all went to some beach resort to enjoy our new billions. around 4am i crawled up the shore back ot the pool and swam to my room for the noted licking and banging in my sig. i passed out in the deep end on some sort of inflatible duck. A fat manin black dragged me by my hair to my room. ( been moded with a rotating bed, mirorr ceiling, lasers and at least one HD camera.) I came to whilst some slow plunging and thinking why do i feel something?!pro behind me is grunting and telling knock knock and helen keller jokes. Joe, off camera says something like "its wicked smaht she takes it up the ass!" and "cut". they wheel me off camera and in runs klint; sharpie mustache, feather bowa and leather pants screaming something in drunk french. disturbing thing is i woke from this one around 1 freezing, face in my pillow, on my knees wiht my shorts twisted around my thighs 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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pro behind me is grunting and telling knock knock and helen keller jokes.
LMFAO!!!
Yeah...that's how I picture it, too...
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pro behind me is grunting and telling knock knock and helen keller jokes.
LMFAO!!!
Yeah...that's how I picture it, too...
So I DID send you both the script I wrote...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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pro behind me is grunting and telling knock knock and helen keller jokes.
LMFAO!!!
Yeah...that's how I picture it, too...
So I DID send you both the script I wrote...
yes, whats with that song and dnace number?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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pro behind me is grunting and telling knock knock and helen keller jokes.
LMFAO!!!
Yeah...that's how I picture it, too...
So I DID send you both the script I wrote...
yes, whats with that song and dnace number?
After the Prometheus scene I wanted to wake the audience up.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dizzam! Joe doesn't love me anymore... 
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Dizzam!
Joe doesn't love me anymore...
Sure I still you! I just recognize that you're a bit of a dead lay. The art has to come before the ego, Pro! That's how great films are made!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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intard-office romances never work.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
NO.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Dave Mama - you need to learn to share Pro...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
NO.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Dave Mama - you need to learn to share Pro...
Pay me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Awesome.
I moved this weekend and in my exhauted state was in a dead sleep and had my third dream with RKMBers...
Uschi, Bunny and I were drinking beer watching a wrestling match - Uschi was to my left, bunny to my right - we were the only people in the stadium and Dave Mama and NWM were wrestling in the ring. While we're watching Joe and NWM tussle someone bit my neck really hard and I said, "WTF?" and turned to see who bit me. It turned out to be Pro in the flamboyant gay dracula outfit. I was rubbing my neck becasue it hurt where Pro bit me. Somehow he flew over the three of us and then was doing one of those flying leap moves that wrestlers do. He was leaping into the ring but it wasn't clear who he was aiming to land on. Bunny, Uschi and I looked at each other like, "What is going on?" And then I woke up.
You fuckers are invading my dreams now....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
NO.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Dave Mama - you need to learn to share Pro...
Pay me.
No! You pay me for taking him offa your hands!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Two questions:
1) Did you three ladies make sweet love?
2) Who won the match?
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No, we were drunk watching the match.
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I dunno - Pro was in the middle of taking his flying leap into the ring while you and NWM were kinda grabbing each other and had each other in a wrestling "hug" and going round and round. I woke up then...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
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You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"? 
Baby, seek help. Please.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Two questions:
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No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
isn't it enough that you all are in my dreams! I give and I give and its never enough!
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You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"?
Baby, seek help. Please.
Dude, it was a wrestling hug! Like the kind of "hug" when wboxers are too tired to punch anymore and they are leaning against each other just to try and stay up! Besides, you should admit that you really do want to hug NWM!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
isn't it enough that you all are in my dreams! I give and I give and its never enough!
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I dunno - Pro was in the middle of taking his flying leap into the ring while you and NWM were kinda grabbing each other and had each other in a wrestling "hug" and going round and round. I woke up then...
You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"?
Baby, seek help. Please.
Dude, it was a wrestling hug! Like the kind of "hug" when wboxers are too tired to punch anymore and they are leaning against each other just to try and stay up! Besides, you should admit that you really do want to hug NWM!
Nowhereman, I think, will be fun to drink with. And I've already admitted that he's in my top three to get into a drunken brawl with. But hug? Um...no. He doesn't strike me as the hugging type. Hell, he smiles and I get uncomfortable...remind me to tell you about hearing him on the radio discussing me...shudder...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Two questions:
1) Did you three ladies make sweet love?
No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
isn't it enough that you all are in my dreams! I give and I give and its never enough!
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I dunno - Pro was in the middle of taking his flying leap into the ring while you and NWM were kinda grabbing each other and had each other in a wrestling "hug" and going round and round. I woke up then...
You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"?
Baby, seek help. Please.
Dude, it was a wrestling hug! Like the kind of "hug" when wboxers are too tired to punch anymore and they are leaning against each other just to try and stay up! Besides, you should admit that you really do want to hug NWM!
Nowhereman, I think, will be fun to drink with. And I've already admitted that he's in my top three to get into a drunken brawl with. But hug? Um...no. He doesn't strike me as the hugging type. Hell, he smiles and I get uncomfortable...remind me to tell you about hearing him on the radio discussing me...shudder...
Tell me now!
You know his real name, don't you?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Two questions:
1) Did you three ladies make sweet love?
No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
isn't it enough that you all are in my dreams! I give and I give and its never enough!
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I dunno - Pro was in the middle of taking his flying leap into the ring while you and NWM were kinda grabbing each other and had each other in a wrestling "hug" and going round and round. I woke up then...
You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"?
Baby, seek help. Please.
Dude, it was a wrestling hug! Like the kind of "hug" when wboxers are too tired to punch anymore and they are leaning against each other just to try and stay up! Besides, you should admit that you really do want to hug NWM!
Nowhereman, I think, will be fun to drink with. And I've already admitted that he's in my top three to get into a drunken brawl with. But hug? Um...no. He doesn't strike me as the hugging type. Hell, he smiles and I get uncomfortable...remind me to tell you about hearing him on the radio discussing me...shudder...
Tell me now!
You know his real name, don't you?
Gimme a few minutes, then check your PMs...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
NO.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Dave Mama - you need to learn to share Pro...
Pay me.
It's okay, Harley - we both know who's gonna pick you up on the sly while they're fighting over you.
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This morining I had a dream that I was asleep in bed and Pro was sitting in a chair across (in black acid wash jeans too! gah!) from me trying to wake me up. Rex was off camera and saying "she's never going to wake up." And Pro just kept leaning over and shaking me saying, "sweetie, its time to get up" and then my alarm rang.
There are four things wrong with this dream:
1) Rex
2) Me in jeans with you in bed
3) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed
4) Me in jeans, in a chair, across the room, with you in bed, trying to make you get up
Now, take you in bed....and me naked in bed...and you all about getting ME up.
That sounds better, no?
NO.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, Dave Mama - you need to learn to share Pro...
Pay me.
It's okay, Harley - we both know who's gonna pick you up on the sly while they're fighting over you.
I didn't think you liked girls you could pick up. No, let me get it:
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Two questions:
1) Did you three ladies make sweet love?
No, we were drunk watching the match.
That's no excuse. Next time, try to get something going. Try HARDER!!!
isn't it enough that you all are in my dreams! I give and I give and its never enough!
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I dunno - Pro was in the middle of taking his flying leap into the ring while you and NWM were kinda grabbing each other and had each other in a wrestling "hug" and going round and round. I woke up then...
You dreamed of me and Nowhereman "hugging"?
Baby, seek help. Please.
Dude, it was a wrestling hug! Like the kind of "hug" when wboxers are too tired to punch anymore and they are leaning against each other just to try and stay up! Besides, you should admit that you really do want to hug NWM!
Nowhereman, I think, will be fun to drink with. And I've already admitted that he's in my top three to get into a drunken brawl with. But hug? Um...no. He doesn't strike me as the hugging type. Hell, he smiles and I get uncomfortable...remind me to tell you about hearing him on the radio discussing me...shudder...
Tell me now!
You know his real name, don't you?
Gimme a few minutes, then check your PMs...
WTF did you say?!?!?!! I can't open it at work!  It's something nasty, innit???
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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