I had a dream last night that my "friend" Mellisa moved back from Texas and I only found out when I walked into work and saw her there. I hate her so I was all pissed and ducked behind the MSDS shelves and hucked a grenade at her. It exploded confetti. That made me more mad.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
