I had a dream that I fucked Harold Lloyd dressed like the Joker in the back of a 1940's Dick Tracy car and then showed my tits to some guys to make 'em jealous and they broke into my apartment because they were creeps and wouldn't go away so after Batman and I got done cleaning up the nuclear waste ducks I shot myself in the head five times with a six-shooter and didn't die or lose brain function and said "what the hell..." and let the guys touch my boobs and they left me alone then.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
