Last night I dreamed that I had a David Bowie knife and cut my left arm to ribbons with it. A song was playing while I did that. It was a long song, or maybe it just looped. I don't remember what it was but it wasn't Frank Zappa.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"