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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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everybody's hugging
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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everybody's hugging
yeah, but whose hand is where?
Pig-Dave's is between two pillows...hee hee!
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everybody's hugging
yeah, but whose hand is where?
Pig-Dave's is between two pillows...hee hee!
Heh. 
Those comments will never get old...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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everybody's hugging
yeah, but whose hand is where?
Pig-Dave's is between two pillows...hee hee!
the tourney's coming already?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I still likes ye.
 That's because I gave you the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter!
Okay, maybe I picked that up from Chewy, but you gotta start somewhere.
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I still likes ye.
That's because I gave you the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter!
Do you realize how gay that sounds?
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I still likes ye.
That's because I gave you the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter!
Do you realize how gay that sounds?
we need a special "that has to be the most retarded thing to come outta your mouth" emoticon.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That's because I gave you the greatest gift of all: A child's laughter!
Do you realize how gay that sounds?
we need a special "that has to be the most retarded thing to come outta your mouth" emoticon.
We do.  
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Do you realize how gay that sounds?
Almost as gay as anyone who can't pick up on a simple Family Guy reference? 
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Do you realize how gay that sounds?
we need a special "that has to be the most retarded thing to come outta your mouth" emoticon.
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dude, i'm at work, real world would be having burnt pizza with fat jane in accounting.
Ehhh...ok. Welcome to Fantasy Island then, where all your dreams can come true!!!
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I had a dream the other night where my subconscious tried fucking with me, but my conscious called it on its bullshit.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I had a pet possum, but he wouldn't play dead. It pissed me off so much I killed him.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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everybody's hugging
yeah, but whose hand is where?
Pig-Dave's is between two pillows...hee hee!
Your butt cheeks or breasts?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Joe Mama looks angry! 
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ps:
That picture is from when he auditioned for a position in the Village People!
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mmmmmmmmm! I've never wanted Joe Mama SO ALL-ENCOMPASSINGLY.
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mmmmmmmmm! I've never wanted Joe Mama SO ALL-ENCOMPASSINGLY.
(Thanks Nowhereman!)
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Joe Mama looks angry!
i wouldn't say angry, maybe backed up a tad.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I had a dream about Mxy last night. He was locked up in a little shoebox-sized wrought-iron barred cage, hidden in the experimental ward of an insane asylum. He was about the same size as a st.bernard's head and squished to fit in the cage. He was on his stomach and both hands and both feet were settled uncomfortably beside his head. Somehow he was able to move rather swiftly inside the little cage. He was bald and had a face like if you morphed Ghandi with Oscar the Grouch. His skin was brown and lethary like that of a baby pulled out of a super-hot fire (but untouched by flame, no black boils).
He creeped me out to no end but I went back to visit him a couple times because I found it so intriguing and facinating that he could post online and stuff from that cramped little prison. In the times I was away from the asylum, I was at a store (like K-mart or Walmart) with Sneaky and we were stealing canned aresol whipped cream.
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Two nights ago I dreamed I took my Dad fishing in the van (a vehical we had for 20 years before it died ...five years ago). I cought a fish and put it on the line-thing and my dad didn't *get* stuff - as if he'd never fished before (I know that isn't true, Grandpa's farm has a lake on part of it). Later my sister and I were cleaning stuff (dishes, rooms), trying to get everything completed in time for something unknown.
Last night I had a dream that I was the main character guy from Scrubs (I don't even WATCH that show) and there was this busty, long-haired brunette and we were gonna make fuck until she started singing and looking at the wall and suddenly it was like I was invisible and that made me really mad. And I, as the dude, was effin' HUNG. Very substantial. It was, in retrospect, VERY awkward.
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two dreams; seconds quite long. 1: i was prolly about 8, there was a bunch of kids i reconize on a school bus - we were heading to some science center. we passed a festival. another girl and i decided we were going to jump out the back door at the next stop and go there. We jumped out and she got caught up on something and the bus ran over her twice. there was a fun house with a ladder that was in what i can only describe as a giant wind sock. i started climbing up and this huge clown fell ontop of me from the other end. I couldn't stop laughing after the clown ran off that it had fuzzy red balls. 2: myself and two other girls were in an bormer or something lying around on a bunch of matresses waiting for a bus that was going to take us to our summer job at Camp Tuhsmeheta. When we left i swung by the living room to say goodbye to my mother who was in china according to my uncle so instead i unloaded on my grandmother 
Actual camp; tuhsmeheta...I get there, the bunks are the same cold metal prison feel they were. i unpacka nd go across the path to get my paperwork and essentials. whatever happened between then and this point is unkown to me. but the rustic cabin was a lecture hall and i was sitting with allt he people from my multimedia courses. the guy next to me was talking about his drag moms and how he was going ot get cow hormones this weekend for his new breats. we were given pages to encrypt. i did onepage refused to do the rest and left. i ran off ot anothe room, the cabin morphed into a target. i decided to hide in the bathroom. Later found by a woman i bright orange with huge boobs. she dragged me back to my desk, along the way bikes were falling frot eh ceiling. that's all i remember....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Later found by a woman i bright orange with huge boobs. she dragged me back to my desk, along the way bikes were falling frot eh ceiling.
that's all i remember....
did PJP have something to do with this???
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I almost never dream, or if I do, I almost never remember them. And when I do remember them, you weirdos are almost always in them...
I had a dream last night that I had a doctor's appointment and was in the exam room in only the flimsy robe thingy they give you at hospitals. Anyhoo, in walks my doctor, except it wasn't my real life doctor - and although I've never seen a pic of doc, I knew with a dreamer's certainty that this was doc. I was like, "You can't examen me!" And he was like, "show me your boobies!" He actually walked in as I was closing the robe around me, so he had just missed seeing the tah tahs, and he was like, "Foiled again!" Then he spent the rest of the dream trying to get me to show them to him claiming, "but I'm a doctor!"
I swear, my dreams get weirder and weirder....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I haven't had any really really good dreams lately. Interestingly enough, my doc UPPED my medications and the dreams got LESS weird. I also suddenly had motivation. It was a shock to me, the doc said at high doses the antidepressants increase epinepherin as well as seratonin, and the epinepherin is often times found to induce motivation and drive. I never set a goal before in my life.
It is really sad, then, that I lost my job right after I REALLY started to be motivated...
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I've forgotten a lot of dreams lately, I know some have involved you guys, but I forget what's going on in them.
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I fell asleep early tonight, and dreamt I was in a huge house with a family that really loved me.
A relative bought me a present. It was a Hotwheels racing set with cars and plenty of track, which was one of my favorite toys when I was a kid.
I had a ginormous bedroom in this house. It had everything in it! It was awesome. My diecast cars, my action figures, they were all there.
There was also this bust of a man, a statue of him from mid - chest up. I did not like it so I put it out into the hallway, and went back into my bedroom and closed the door.
An announcement came over a loud speaker in my room saying the furnace was broken, so I put an extra blanket on my bed and pulled the covers over my head.
It was a strange yet nice dream.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Since you didn't like the man statue does that mean you turned straight?
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Heh, no, I think what it means is that I am dating a man in real life, but I have lived alone for nearly a decade, and have grown far too used to having it all my way.
It is a difficult adjustment, having someone around me every weekend.
Being alone got lonely at times, but it was easy, too.
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Hmmmmmm..that's too analytical...maybe you didn't like the statue...
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Hmmmmmm..that's too analytical...maybe you didn't like the statue...
Maybe I do tend to be a bit overly analytical.
The statue had big eyes that stared out at me. It was creepy.
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Dreams. Crazy-ass dreams. Something about getting taken to a secret basement room and turned into something - something with the mouth or neck, and something with the brain and something about taking over the country/world/whatever. Something about The modified evolution not understanding what we say, like we don't understand doggies, and a doggy visited me (Haiku?) and I tried to make it obvious I treated dogs like that too. Then a sudden time jump and I "wake up" in the dream and everything is hazy and confusing and nobody is coming to do any of the procedures, so I go upstairs.I knew it had been at least three months because my hair had grown out a few inches and I just trimmed it up yesterday (and did a really shitty job, if I do say so myself). Hell, at how long my hair was, it was probably more like 6-8 months. Anyway, so this "Dad" character (he... wasn't any Dad *I* know, although he was supposed to BE mine) tries to play it cool, like "Oh I was saving you from the evils!" and we were REALLY (all us gals in the family, only suddenly there were, like, 12 of us) getting shipped off to a secret place to live so it wouldn't be so crowded around the house. Everyone was there, even the aunt that looked like one of the PinHeads from Todd Browning's Freaks (Zippy or Bippo or something). So I (and the gals that 'escaped' with me) got packed in a minivan to drive off to wherever we lived (instead of a mutant/alien/sci-fi mind warp, we were getting trained in Roman Catholicism -- I figured, at least they give you the choice in the end, not using computers and surgery to force your mind, I dream-figured). There wasn't enough room in the minivan. Parker and Conner (my 9 and 7 year old nephews) were sitting on the middle row and I just WASN'T about to be able to fit in the half-sized back row. I tried laying on the floor, but that just wasn't safe, so I got out and went back into the house. At "dinner" we got a phone call and the van had been in a deadly accident. Then I heard "ASH!!! YOU DOWN THERE?!" and it woke me up for real, I had fallen asleep reading.
I don't understand it. Something before all that had to do with wrapping paper and comics-trading with Manda Hendershot earlier...
I will take questions for clarification now, if you're interested -- but you probably aren't because the dream had NOTHING to do with any of you.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That was a very vivid dream, Uschi... whenever we have dreams that are that clear, it could mean we have things going on in our lives we'd like to see resolved.
It was an interesting dream. Very highly detailed.
The most recent vivid dream I have had involved taking a tape out of the vcr ...
and the tape had broken and the tape was out at least six feet, ugh.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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