Two nights ago I dreamed I took my Dad fishing in the van (a vehical we had for 20 years before it died ...five years ago). I cought a fish and put it on the line-thing and my dad didn't *get* stuff - as if he'd never fished before (I know that isn't true, Grandpa's farm has a lake on part of it). Later my sister and I were cleaning stuff (dishes, rooms), trying to get everything completed in time for something unknown.
Last night I had a dream that I was the main character guy from Scrubs (I don't even WATCH that show) and there was this busty, long-haired brunette and we were gonna make fuck until she started singing and looking at the wall and suddenly it was like I was invisible and that made me really mad. And I, as the dude, was effin' HUNG. Very substantial. It was, in retrospect, VERY awkward.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
