Seriously, as pathetic as this sounds, I've been without TV/DVD/internet this week - the cable guy is coming on Saturday and the Dario flix are waiting to be watched, as is HGL's The Gore Gore Girls. Those are up next. I think I'm gonna buy Hard Candy, though. That movie was a keeper. Any other recs while I'm on my horror kick?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi