Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Frank Burns loves to log in and log out, over and over and over again. And then he stops and feels guilty, but he's just back at it an hour later. Th Time Trust

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy