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Nöwheremän #747517 2006-11-10 11:48 PM
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What character is yours?
I am in the hospital at the moment I think!




The York resident one is Sergeant Snodgrass. I don't like reloading, so I had him emerge from the ammo hut with six loaded rifles and 56 bullets besides. If you need an inside man I'm in - I haven't signed him up for the Imperial Privateers yet.

FUCKING pirate hunters killed Capn Sammitch while I was waiting to build up AP, so I dunno how much longer it'll take to get him to York.

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Yeah, Snodgrass is in czech1's place now too.

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All I got is a fucking cutlass!
I need some guns!

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If you're a pirate or native you can't get guns, not even through random searches in outsider huts.

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Pirates don't use guns well. Although it can cause 5 HP damage, I wouldn't bother: your efficiency in aim is always shit. Simon, who wrote the game, made it that way.

On the face of it that's unfair, since soldiers can shoot with accuracy and natives are very accurate with blowpipes (which also have the extra bonus of slow acting poison). But pirates use cutlasses very well: your chance of your cutlass causing damage is very high. And pirates can get up to 85HP which is the highest of any character (my Durham settler, Hideo, has a mere 55 HP max). So basically pirates are tough hacking machines.

I don't even bother to carry guns: I sold two loaded rifles in Raktam recently.

I'm at the river near York, so I figure I'm a day away.


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What character is yours?
I am in the hospital at the moment I think!




The York resident one is Sergeant Snodgrass. I don't like reloading, so I had him emerge from the ammo hut with six loaded rifles and 56 bullets besides. If you need an inside man I'm in - I haven't signed him up for the Imperial Privateers yet.

FUCKING pirate hunters killed Capn Sammitch while I was waiting to build up AP, so I dunno how much longer it'll take to get him to York.




Phil, watch out for zerging. If you have two characters with the same IP in the same vicinity, the game zaps you with a curse which causes you to use AP at double the normal rate. TTT got screwed by this. Try and keep your characters away from each other (unless you're like me and have a work IP and a home IP).


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Or use the proxy link I supplied!
With that, not only do you go from 150 moves per day to 300, but it also allows you to have two IPs on one machine!

As for cutlasses, I only get a hit every three slashes or so, plus one time, the bloody cutlass broke!

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What character is yours?
I am in the hospital at the moment I think!




The York resident one is Sergeant Snodgrass. I don't like reloading, so I had him emerge from the ammo hut with six loaded rifles and 56 bullets besides. If you need an inside man I'm in - I haven't signed him up for the Imperial Privateers yet.

FUCKING pirate hunters killed Capn Sammitch while I was waiting to build up AP, so I dunno how much longer it'll take to get him to York.




Phil, watch out for zerging. If you have two characters with the same IP in the same vicinity, the game zaps you with a curse which causes you to use AP at double the normal rate. TTT got screwed by this. Try and keep your characters away from each other (unless you're like me and have a work IP and a home IP).




Dynamic IP. I just reboot and the router assigns me a new IP address.

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fucking cheatars!

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Silly Od, everyone knows you dont fuck cheetahs!

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That's a good idea. I should do that.

Anyway, we've been invited by the Jolly Roger Gang to invade York, which will be happening between 25-28 Novemeber. Here is a map:



I personally intend to stay as long as possible, declare myself governor, kill as many locals as possible, and eventually get assassinated. I suggest you do the same thing. We can all be governors together.


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Rotten Balls is gonna stay in York forever!

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Sergeant Snodgrass will need to improve his marksmanship somewhat. And develop some melee skillz too.

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Yeah, I gather it will be fairly chaotic. When Son of Mxy first joined it was in the last time there was a pitched battle in York, and he got skewered within seconds. Killing other players gets you high XPs, which is something to think about.


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If your character is a York soldier, then firearms training is the thing for you.

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As for cutlasses, I only get a hit every three slashes or so, plus one time, the bloody cutlass broke!




Yeah they snap every now and again so it pays to have a few on you. I bought five the last time I was at the shipwreck, and now I'm down to 2. I have a couple of machetes though as back-up just in case.

Your ability to accurately hit with a cutlass improves once you get melee skills, and body-building. Its a rare day I miss more than once, and hardly ever twice in a row.


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Other mmos don't give out any xp if the player kills an opponent that's way below his current level. This game encourages bullying.

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Yup, but most times you'll get killed when you're asleep anyway, regardless of your skill level.


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tat's why i never sleep

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Franta? Is that you?

Killed off some poor York bastard called "bitchslappingho". With a name like that you're asking to get shafted, really.


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Is someone here "EdwardOdbod"? I think I encountered them while I was away, at some point. They called me "Pro". Is that SoM?

At least they didn't kill me, unlike every other time I log back in and find myself dead...

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Okay Foreman got killed. He's in Derby now. I went inside the Trader's Hut and am going to leave him in there overnight.

Prometheus is in spirit form wandering the jungle. When I have enough AP, I'll reincarnate him at his home.

So, I checked out the Uber Map thing. Can't tell a fucking thing from it. Where should Foreman (in Derby) go to meet up with you guys on the island? Northeast? East?

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That Uber map is arse!

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Okay Foreman got killed. He's in Derby now. I went inside the Trader's Hut and am going to leave him in there overnight.

Prometheus is in spirit form wandering the jungle. When I have enough AP, I'll reincarnate him at his home.

So, I checked out the Uber Map thing. Can't tell a fucking thing from it. Where should Foreman (in Derby) go to meet up with you guys on the island? Northeast? East?




If you're in Derby, you're about 3-5 days travel from York. Derby is in the far east. So travel due west, but noting initially you have to make your way around a bay. Eventually you'll hit a river. Follow the river south to some grasslands, and York is south-south-west from the grasslands.

If you get killed enroute, reincarnate yourself at a romaing shaman, so you can keep travelling. Either that or travel as a spirit so you can't get attacked.


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We seem to have made the news:

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Yorkman/Issue_007

I'm now half a day away from York.


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Our new Wiki entry:

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/1st_Imperial_Privateers_Regiment

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Regimental Roll Call

First Amongst Daves - A Colonel of the Regiment. Loves a strong cup of Russian Caravan tea, playing silly mid-on, and wearing no pants into combat as a sign of bravery.

Sam Bellamy - A Colonel of the Regiment. Epee scars from Heidelburg. Fine bone china tea set from a tour of duty in Asmara. Wicketkeeper.

Timothy Trust - A Lieutenant-Commander of the Regiment. Dabbler of buxom womenfolk from the Orient. Manly chest, covered in hair like a bear's pelt. Plays at gully.

Henry Quantos - Regimental doctor, honorary Captain of the Regiment. Believes anaesthetic is for small children and the French. Believes needles are for seamstresses, and surgical cotton for lacy underwear. Plays at sqaure short leg.

Prometheus - A Colonel of the Regiment. Fond of marmalade on toast, hot baths, and slaughtering native uprisings with sabre drawn. Grown a goatee to assist in foreplay. Plays at first slips.

Hideo Inakajimita -Corporal and aide-de-camp to Colonel First, and shipbuilder. Responsible for the construction of the Grand Admiral Neilencio on Rodrigo Island. Enjoys eating rice grains from the stomachs of naked Western women, using his "special" set of chopsticks. Plays at point.

Captain Sammitch - A Captain of the Regiment. A bully at Eton, Sammitch will beat his captive foes to death with his bare fists, between eating canapes and hors d'oeurves. Plays at deep fine leg.

Squeegeeman - A Sergeant-Major of the Regiment. Will not urinate in the jungle. Plays at extra cover.

Dagwood Foreman - A Sergeant-Major of the Regiment. Carries the regimental gramophone. Plays at third man.

Nowherehowdy - A Commander of the Regiment. Like the French, fights with his feet, and makes love with his face. Plays at leg gully.

Rotten Balls - Corporal and aide-de-camp to Commander Nowherehowdy. Often drunk in taverns in York. Plays at deep square leg.

David Hasselhoff - Commander Nowherehowdy's private. Holds Nowherehowdy's cutlass, and polishes his boots ship-shape and Bristol-fashion. Plays at leg slip.

Ella Chen - A Colonel of the Regiment. Guerilla fighting hell-raiser from Mindanao. Likes Japanese girls. Thought he was on his way to Kobe when he arrived in Shartak. Very unhappy man. Refuses to play.





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How queer

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If you're in Derby, you're about 3-5 days travel from York. Derby is in the far east. So travel due west, but noting initially you have to make your way around a bay. Eventually you'll hit a river. Follow the river south to some grasslands, and York is south-south-west from the grasslands.

If you get killed enroute, reincarnate yourself at a romaing shaman, so you can keep travelling. Either that or travel as a spirit so you can't get attacked.




Okay, Prometheus just reincarnated in York. He's hiding inside a hut, cause, he's weak and afraid.

Where are you guys located?

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Actually, I just placed Pro inside the "Tavern" in York...

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Rotten Balls is in Trader Harrys hut if I remember correctly.
Thats the hut next to the tavern!
Snodgrass was in the armoury or tavern if I remember correctly!

We are just waiting of that faggotty Aussie to get his arse in gear now!

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bw7 (Sam Bellamy) and I by coincidence in the swamp about 50 clicks away from York. I got caught up being attacked by a wild boar. We'll definitely be in town tomorrow. I'll see you all in Czechy's Tavern.

I've started two native/cannibal characters. Courtesy of Frank Cho, their images look like extremely busty cave women, wearing very little. My theory is that male players will be less inclined to kill them. Already my theory has proven to be correct.

SoM seems to be in some trouble somewhere with low HP, but he's not sure where he is. I've directed him east, rather than join us in York, as he's looking for a river to recuperate. Hopefully he'll hit the river, or one of my natives will find him and try to help him out.

Apparently the pirates are having some sort of gladiatorial contest at the ruins due south of the shipwreck, with immunity to all of the audience. I think its a distraction since there is a big attack on York planned for 22 -25 December.

Glad you like the Regimental Roll Call. Alts are lower ranked, obviously. Phil, I'd have made you a Colonel too, but being a Captain made obvious sense.


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Oh that attack is November, not December. I gather its a cooperative effort by both the major pirate clans - being the Jolly Roger Gang and the Scurvy Crew of the Hellspawned Strumpet - plus us.

It basically involves chopping up the locals, reincarnating to the nearest roaming shaman if hit, and then slogging back to York. (One of my cannibal babes is en route, too, to help).


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Glad you like the Regimental Roll Call. Alts are lower ranked, obviously. Phil, I'd have made you a Colonel too, but being a Captain made obvious sense.




Oh, I don't mind one bit. It is aweshome.

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But I don't understand cricket at all and therefore have no clue what position I'm supposed to play!

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shit, now my cutass is blunt!

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You can buy a sharpening stone at the traders hut if you find a town!

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