Raktam warrior Skimpy Spacklemouth somehow made his way to Dalpok after a long, pointless journey and drunkenly stumbled into Graagh's hut. There, he found a sleeping pirate who turned out to be none other than David Hasselhoff, and Skimpy proceeded to hack away at him until he could no longer proceed.

An angry villager, a low-level Dalpokite, finished the job, slaying the comatose Hasselhoff.

( Sorry, Nowhie... )