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#750249 2006-10-28 12:18 AM
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I met Cliff Robertson (aka Uncle Ben) last weekend. Fuck all of you for your opinions on this. I just wanted everyone to know that I met him and you all did not.


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Holy shit! You met the guy who makes the rice?!


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Wow, Non. Nice post. Douchey, yet irrelevant. Isn't there some unattainable girl you could be yearning for right now?


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Shut it, Joe Mama. He met the dude who makes the rice.



whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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What a luminous soul.

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Cliff Robertson, fuckfaces.

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But did he give you any rice?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Nonoxynol9 said:
I figured out how to deal with you incestuous, in-breeding balloon knots. Treat you like steaming piles of shit.




Dude, if you don't have the balls to keep your words up for all to see, don't post them to begin with.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I prefer Rice-a-roni to Uncle Ben.


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thedoctor said:
Shut it, Joe Mama. He met the dude who makes the rice.






I stand corrected. Non's post isn't douchey. He is.


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You guys are amorphous, but also tangible, like my mom.


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You guys. You guys.


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Oooooh shit.


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Did PJP guesses non's password, or is non not even trying anymore...?


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ice is back in his oriental venu
hungry, for a little chop sui
i want chinese , not hong kong fui
you know what you want
yo, cant decide
colum a, colum b
i like fried
barbeque spare ribs
my fingers im licken'
waiten' for the course
kung pow chicken
spicey
i mean hot like a stir fry
if you cant take it
order moo goo guy
pan
means chicken and mushroom
and while your on the soup
the food is here to soon
no substitute and betcha get hot tea
but you get
they say vegetable
but that means snow pea
if i get dessert
yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice, rice baby
rice rice baby
your eating sweat and sour
but you will be hungry in less then an hour
use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
fingers were made for a poo poo platter
egg rolling
with foo young
my dinner is cooking like connie chung
noodles on standby
chow mein nearby
eggdrop
no im a wonton soup guy
soy sauce
hot mustard smokin
my plate is clean
and my fortune cookie broken
bustin a bite of mongolian beef
get a mint toothpick for my
teethtakeout leftover low mein
if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain
if i get dessert yo i desserve
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice,rice baby
rice, rice baby
yo man lets get out of here
tip tip the waitress
rice rice baby to go
rice rice baby to go


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Nonoxynol9 said:
I met Cliff Robertson (aka Uncle Ben) last weekend. Fuck all of you for your opinions on this. I just wanted everyone to know that I met him and you all did not.



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Nonoxynol9 said:
You guys are amorphous, but also tangible, like my mom.




The difference is we don't have sex with other amorphous tangible beings for money.


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Nonoxynol9 said:
I met Cliff Robertson (aka Uncle Ben) last weekend. Fuck all of you for your opinions on this. I just wanted everyone to know that I met him and you all did not.




He was also Shame on "Batman":



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