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1) Homer Simpson
2) Peter Griffin
3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
4) Eric Cartman
5) Kramer
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1. Steve Urkel
2. Paris Hilton
3. Carlton (Fresh Prince)
4. Balki
5. Smallville's Lana Lang.
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5. That one thug doctor on "Grey's Anatomy" that dated Izzy for a while and never gets fired despite being a complete asshole to the patients and the senior staff;
4. The creepy son on "Nip Tuck";
3. Ernest T. Bass from the Andy Griffith show
2. Nate from "Six Feet Under" if he weren't dead.
1. The entire cast of "the West Wing"
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Hmmmmm....
5) Rachel from Friends
4) Cory and Shawn from Boy Meets World
3) Coy and Vance (the replacement Duke Boys) from the Dukes of Hazzard
2) Turbo Teen
1) Elmo from Sesame Street
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3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
Cowgirl Jack will take great offense at you thinking people here havent heard of everything Sean Bean has been in!
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3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
HA! I saw two of the Sharpe movies and read two of the books. I don't remember who this character is though.
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1) Major Healey ( from I Dream Of Jeannie)
2) Mrs Kravitz
3) Megatron
4) Eddie Haskell
5) Gilligan
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3) Megatron
"You, who would show no mercy, now beg for it??"
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1) Paris Hilton
2) Nancy Grace
3) Bill O'Reilley
4) George W. Bush
5) Carlos Mencia
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3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
HA! I saw two of the Sharpe movies and read two of the books. I don't remember who this character is though.
Sharpe's arch-enemy. He was responsible for Sharpe getting flogged, and he killed Sharpe's first wife (and a bunch of other Sharpe's friends)
Pete Postlethwait played him in the TV series.
Wow, I thought I was the only one in the US who'd even heard of Sharpe.
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Cowgirl Jack recommended the books to me. Their fun books, I'll probably read the rest someday.
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3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
Cowgirl Jack will take great offense at you thinking people here havent heard of everything Sean Bean has been in!
I'm a huge fan of Sean Bean also...
Is Cowgirl Jack actually a girl? (Hey, on a message board, you can never tell)
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Cowgirl Jack's no girl....
She's all woman!
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Cowgirl Jack's no girl....
She's all woman!
As you yourself told me on my first day here...
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Touche'.
And speaking of tushie, got any pics of Cowgirl's?
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5) Rachel from Friends
I'd like to punch her -- with my penis.
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Touche'.
And speaking of tushie, got any pics of Cowgirl's?
Her interview, including pics.
If she's an alt id, its a very convincing alt id.
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Hmmm...just following the link to that old interview, I have to wonder.......what happened to the rest of it?? It simply cuts off halfway through. What the hell?
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Her interview, including pics.
Easily the hottest female poster here. She has more pics in other threads that I don't feel like looking up right now.
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1) Paris Hilton
2) Nancy Grace
3) Bill O'Reilley
4) George W. Bush
5) Carlos Mencia
Your 5 is a good one. I can't stand Carlos Mencia, he's just not funny.
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3) Sergeant Hakeswill (from the "Sharpe" series, which nobody here has ever heard of - just take my word for it that he deserves it)
HA! I saw two of the Sharpe movies and read two of the books. I don't remember who this character is though.
Sharpe's arch-enemy. He was responsible for Sharpe getting flogged, and he killed Sharpe's first wife (and a bunch of other Sharpe's friends)
Pete Postlethwait played him in the TV series.
Wow, I thought I was the only one in the US who'd even heard of Sharpe.
Pssst, not everyone here is American!
We should introduce you to ROY BATTY!
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That's true. There's that Dave guy. He's not American. And Roy Batty.
Ummm....that's about it
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You forgot the following:
TTT - Canadian
Pro - Canadian
Klinton - Fag
PJP - Greek
Wednesday - Swedish
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Damn you Swedes & your bloody Volvos & ABBA!
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Pro - Canadian
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Dogbert, you're cool in my book. Although Simmerson was deserved a good beating too.
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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Dogbert, you're cool in my book. Although Simmerson was deserved a good beating too.
True. But not as much as Hakeswill (he's even worse in the books than he is in the TV movies).
Out of curiosity, have you read the "Sharpe" books? I've read 11 of them, and I just snagged 4 more that I haven't gotten to read yet.
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I've read all but maybe four of them...they've all started to blend together, but since I own about half I'll probably reread them. I own all th movies, except for the newest one, 'Sharpe's Challenge' that came out this summer.
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Ty Pennington, "Extreme Home Makeover"
Ray , "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Hobbs, "CSI"
Chandler, "Friends"
and the blind dude from "Becker". Just because.
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At all...
Yes, the only reason his show is so heavily promoted on Comedy Central is because the network needed something to replace Dave Chepelle.
A poor replacement at that.
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I've read all but maybe four of them...they've all started to blend together, but since I own about half I'll probably reread them. I own all th movies, except for the newest one, 'Sharpe's Challenge' that came out this summer.
(Picks up guitar and begins serenading Cowgirl)
Here's forty shillings on the drum
For those who'll volunteer to come
To 'list and fight the foe today.
Over the hills and far away.
(Chorus)
O'er the hills and o'er the main.
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
King George commands and we obey.
Over the hills and far away.
When duty calls me I must go
To stand and face another foe.
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away.
(Chorus)
If I should fall to rise no more,
As many comrades did before,
Then ask the fifes and drums to play.
Over the hills and far away.
(Chorus)
Then fall in lads behind the drum,
With colours blazing like the sun.
Along the road to come-what may.
Over the hills and far away.
(Chorus)
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At all...
Yes, the only reason his show is so heavily promoted on Comedy Central is because the network needed something to replace Dave Chepelle.
A poor replacement at that.
THANK YOU!!!
I've been saying that ever since the day he first aired!
Your obvious intelligence is beginning to shine through Jeremy... 
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Five off the top o' my head: 1) Lady Sovereign. As bad as the song is, the video's worse. 2) Carlos Mencia. Bad enough the only reason his show's on is because Chappelle's isn't. This guy is a liar and a joke thief. Dick Gregory and Richard Pryor called, Ned. They want their material back. 3) Tonya Cooley, specifically. I've wanted to choke that bitch since she appeared on The Real World. But anyone who has extended their pseudo-fame past the 15-minute mark is fair game. Thank you, reality shows, for the parade of half-talents and no-talents that just won't go away. As a matter of fact, instead of Tonya, lemme have at the creators of Real World and any other reality show. 4) Dr. Phil. He's Dr. Phil. 'Nuff said. 5) Bill O'Reilly. Recently gave his misguided, ill-informed, irrelevant views on horror films. Thanks, Bill, but shouldn't you be sexually harrassing you co-workers and subordinates, douchebag?
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