Five off the top o' my head:

1) Lady Sovereign. As bad as the song is, the video's worse.

2) Carlos Mencia. Bad enough the only reason his show's on is because Chappelle's isn't. This guy is a liar and a joke thief. Dick Gregory and Richard Pryor called, Ned. They want their material back.

3) Tonya Cooley, specifically. I've wanted to choke that bitch since she appeared on The Real World. But anyone who has extended their pseudo-fame past the 15-minute mark is fair game. Thank you, reality shows, for the parade of half-talents and no-talents that just won't go away. As a matter of fact, instead of Tonya, lemme have at the creators of Real World and any other reality show.

4) Dr. Phil. He's Dr. Phil. 'Nuff said.

5) Bill O'Reilly. Recently gave his misguided, ill-informed, irrelevant views on horror films. Thanks, Bill, but shouldn't you be sexually harrassing you co-workers and subordinates, douchebag?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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