This is a new experience for me. The women I have dated in the past either worshipped money or themselves. I don't know what to do on this date.

1. Obviously I can't bust out with "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!"

2. I don't think Christians have sex at all. I think they just orgasm when they pray to god or if they do good deeds without expecting anything in return.

3. This one I need some clarification, do Christians support the scientific fact that Rob is gay?

Please give me some more tips. thanks.