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Remember when I said Elisa sucked and everyone was like "dude she's a girl you're not supposed to insult them wtf she's so nice oh my gob mxy how can you pick on her oh my gob what have you done"? Sometimes it's hard being ahead of one's time, but it pays off.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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She's the undisputed ruler of the planet Muff. PJP got screwed in a land-deal that fell through there due to royal interference.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Remember when I said Elisa sucked and everyone was like "dude she's a girl you're not supposed to insult them wtf she's so nice oh my gob mxy how can you pick on her oh my gob what have you done"? Sometimes it's hard being ahead of one's time, but it pays off.
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True, but this is a thread about Elsia (whoever that is).
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Remember when I said Elisa sucked and everyone was like "dude she's a girl you're not supposed to insult them wtf she's so nice oh my gob mxy how can you pick on her oh my gob what have you done"? Sometimes it's hard being ahead of one's time, but it pays off.
remember when people were doing the same for Beardguy? All standing up for him and being upset if someone hurt his little feelings? Gay.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Elsia is Lebanese for "man named Elisa".
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"Penisa" means rancid-butt-monkey in German.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Go Fuck Yourself You Stupid Bitch.
GOSH!
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This calls for a serious princess trade.
I used to roam the world fighting monsters and sleeping in mud. Now look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet? Yuck!
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" There is another Skywalker..."
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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remember when people were doing the same for Beardguy? All standing up for him and being upset if someone hurt his little feelings? Gay.
Obsession...
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remember when people were doing the same for Beardguy? All standing up for him and being upset if someone hurt his little feelings? Gay.
Obsession...
...by Calvin Kline
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Remember when I said Elisa sucked and everyone was like "dude she's a girl you're not supposed to insult them wtf she's so nice oh my gob mxy how can you pick on her oh my gob what have you done"? Sometimes it's hard being ahead of one's time, but it pays off.
remember when people were doing the same for Beardguy? All standing up for him and being upset if someone hurt his little feelings? Gay.
Yup!
Its amazing that some people here seem to feel certain people have to be defended, whether it be Elisa or Beardguy, yet nobody springs to Snarfs defense when I make his life a misery.
Or the many other people here who get attacked with alarming regularity!
Its about time people here realised that not everyone likes the people you like, and the more you defend them, the more people will attack them!
I'm sure Elisa & Beardguy are both old enough and ugly enough to defend themselves.
That is why we need people like PJP to tell it like it is!
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Stop picking on Nowhereman, Snarf!
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Bloody Canadians never get anything right!
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Nowhereman said:
yet nobody springs to Snarfs defense when I make his life a misery.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Stop picking on Nowhereman, Snarf!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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yet nobody springs to Snarfs defense when I make his life a misery.
Dude...you can't possibly add any misery to that existence. Merely commenting on the obvious is only taking inventory.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Oh but I can!
Just when you think your life cant get any worse, along I come!
Consider that!
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When you're as hurting for action as Mr. Snarf is, even your rancid hole is a sight for sore eyes, Nowie.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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but then freaks like me exist and I think Snarf has a kinda charm. anyone getting a Pass by me can die happy 'cause I'm the abso-fucking-lute pinnicle of awesome.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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When you're as hurting for action as Mr. Snarf is, even your rancid hole is a sight for sore eyes, Nowie.
Actually, ever since the fiasco with my so-called "friend with benefits" (never, EVER get involved in a situation like that; it'll just get weird), I've really been okay with my lack of action. If it happens, great; if not, I've no problem waiting.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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PJP said:
Go Fuck Yourself You Stupid Bitch.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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When you're as hurting for action as Mr. Snarf is, even your rancid hole is a sight for sore eyes, Nowie.
Actually, ever since the fiasco with my so-called "friend with benefits" (never, EVER get involved in a situation like that; it'll just get weird), I've really been okay with my lack of action. If it happens, great; if not, I've no problem waiting.
Fag!
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Just when you think your life cant get any worse, along I come!
Why isn't this in your sig?
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Willie Ate a Worm
Willie ate a worm today,
a squiggly, wiggly worm.
He picked it up
from the dust and dirt
and wiped it off
on his brand new shirt.
Then slurp, slupp
he ate it up,
yes Willie ate a worm today,
a squiggly, wiggly worm.
Willie ate a worm today,
he didn't bother to chew,
and we all stared
and we all squirmed
when Willie swallowed
down that worm.
Then slupp, slurp
Willie burped
yes Willie ate a worm today,
I think I'll eat one too.
-Jack Prelutsky
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Nobody Likes Me
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm
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It's Friday, I'm in love.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Balloon Knot said:
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PJP said:
Go Fuck Yourself You Stupid Bitch.
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Just when you think your life cant get any worse, along I come!
Why isn't this in your sig?
Cause I dont want Snarf to know I shit on his karaoke mic!
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Well kinda, You stuck it up your ass
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Well kinda, I stuck it up my ass!
It looked good with the tiara.
I am so pretty!
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feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nowhereman said:
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Balloon Knot said:
Well kinda, I stuck it up Nowhereman's ass!
Along with the tiara.
Now he's a pretty princess too!
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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but then freaks like me exist and I think Snarf has a kinda charm.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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