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Battlestar Galactica .
[first spoken lines in the show]
Number Six: Are you alive?
Boxey's Father: Yes.
Number Six: Prove it.
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I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas
By Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett
Broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Author: Dr. Seuss
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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but then freaks like me exist and I think Snarf has a kinda charm. anyone getting a Pass by me can die happy 'cause I'm the abso-fucking-lute pinnicle of awesome.
You like men who used to be women, so what does that say about Snarf & his manliness?
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I'm not ashamed of my feminine side.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Thats cause you like cock!
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Well, I do enjoy a hearty chicken sandwich!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Snarf just admitted that he loves a nice cock in his mouth!
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You're really not helping your cause here... 
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I'd still like to know who Princess Elsia is!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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I'd still like to know how this thread has 3 pages.
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I'd like to know who shot J.R.!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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... I don't know how to follow that. Possibly a joke about Kamphausen, perhaps...?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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You only tell me...
Perhaps,
Perhaps,
Perhaps.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I'd like to know who shot J.R.!
Rikishi, cuz he loves The Rock...and Rob.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Then who was driving the white hummer?!?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Shut the fuck up cock breath!
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Why can't you be more pleasant?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Shut the fuck up cock breath!
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I'd still like to know who Princess Elsia is!
I have been purposely spelling her name wrong for quite some time now. Thanks for noticing Jerry. 
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Quote:
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Shut the fuck up cock breath!
Why can't EVERYBODY be more pleasant?!?
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Cause you are King Snarf!
Now please close your mouth as you are attracting flies!
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I'd still like to know who Princess Elsia is!
I have been purposely spelling her name wrong for quite some time now. Thanks for noticing Jerry.
Gotta give him time. He's all sunshine and warm fuzzies but not always the sharpest crayon in the knife drawer. Which really brings us back to the topic at hand!
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How to better organize my utensil drawer?
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Quote:
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I'd still like to know who Princess Elsia is!
I have been purposely spelling her name wrong for quite some time now. Thanks for noticing Jerry.
Gotta give him time. He's all sunshine and warm fuzzies but not always the sharpest crayon in the knife drawer. Which really brings us back to the topic at hand!
Of course I know PJ meant Elisa! I was just being a smart ass, but you knew that....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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How to better organize my utensil drawer?
Presactly.
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk said:
Ok, you're Mxy.
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WHO DID YOU BLOW TO BECOME JUDGE JURY AND JAILER??? GO STICK YOUR PINKY IN A PENCIL SHARPENER AND DROWN IT IN BLEACHED AMONIA YOU FUCKING OFFSPRING OF A HORSE AND A VULTURE!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!
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Go Fuck Yourself You Stupid Bitch.
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Elsia bought a new car 
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Ice Cream Flavors
AMARETTO
AMARETTO CAPPUCCINO
ANGEL FOOD CAKE
APPLE
APPLE CINNAMON
APPLE PIE
APPLE SPICE
APRICOT
APRICOTS 'N CREAM
AVOCADO
BANANA
BANANA COLADA
BANANA DAIQUIRI
BANANA FOSTER
BANANA MANGO
BANANA NUT
BANANA ORANGE
BANANA ROCKY ROAD
BEECH NUT
BERRY BERRY
BISCUIT TORTONI
BISQUE
BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE
BLACKBERRY
BLACKBERRY CHEESECAKE
BLACKBERRY CHOCOLATE
BLACK CHERRY
BLACK FOREST CAKE
BLACK RASPBERRY
BLACK WALNUT
BLONDE BROWNIE SUNDAE
BLUEBERRIES & CREAM
BLUEBERRY
BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE
BLUEBERRY COLADA
BLUEBERRY MALT
BLUEBERRY MAPLE
BOVINITY DIVINITY
BUBBLE GUM
BURNT ALMOND
BUTTER CRISP
BUTTER CRUNCH
BUTTER PECAN
BUTTERNUT CRUNCH
BUTTERSCOTCH
BUTTERSCOTCH EXPRESSO
BUTTERSCOTCH HONEY ALMOND
CANDIED SWEET POTATO
CANDY
CANTALOUPE
CAPPUCCINO
CARAMEL
CARAMEL NUT
CAROB
CAROB HONEY
CASHEW
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CHEESECAKE
CHERRY
CHERRY CARAMEL
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CHERRY NUT
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CHESTNUT
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CINNAMON
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