RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Hello, my name is Morris.

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.