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Joey From Friends said:
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Joe Mama said:
Joey's mad because I choked him with my big cock. And because I made a couple harmless jokes at his expense. Joey needs to relax...his attitude and his throat muscles.


It's all your fault for being a total pudlicker! You and the other ball slurper owe me an apology



Joey is the new Oakley. Got milk, Joey?

Poor Joey. I'm sorry I refused to let go of your ears as I skull fucked you almost to death, ignoring your gagging and choking. I'm sorry I blasted enough baby gravy into your stomach to distend it and make you look pregnant or like one of those Save The Children babies. I'm sorry I punched you in the belly and then laughed when my man chowder shot out your nose. I'm sorry I punched you in the nose after that and yelled "strawberry shortcake" as your blood mingled with my spooge. I'm sorry I had my way with you and never called you back even though I said I would. I'm sorry you've been crying yourself to sleep ever since. But mostly I'm sorry that you're a thin-skinned, humorless twat. There...how's that?

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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