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So yesterday afternoon at work, a mother and a daughter come into the restaurant and sit at the bar. They're both highly attractive, I mean, HOT, and immediately me and the bartender start snickering about how we'd totally tag-team the Mom and Daughter, how the mom was just as hot as the daughter, this and that. Real dirty stuff.
So they leave. And I go home at the end of my shift. About fifteen minutes later, the bartender calls me and says frantically, "Remember the mom and daughter who came into the bar today?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah!" He paused for a moment, then said, "Dude... the daughter... SHE WAS A GUY." I was taken aback for a moment. "What?!" I asked. "A dude, she used to be a fucking dude! She had a sex change operation! Rani [our manager] just now told me!"
The rancid sting of vomit in my throat. I was duped! MOTHERFUCKING DUPED!
The saddest thing is, whoever did the sex change operation did an excellent fucking job, because the daughter....... was actually hot.....
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....but how about that Battlestar Gallactica!
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This has to be a winner of some sort of prize...Fucking asshat.
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ha! non wanted top fuck a dude. because he's gay!
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So he's more grossed out by a sex change operation than incest? That's fucked up. Why not take Nowhereman's sheep? You can get laid and knit a sweater at the same time. 
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Would he have to pull the wool over it's eyes???
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Nonoxynol9 said:
So yesterday afternoon at work, a mother and a daughter come into the restaurant and sit at the bar. They're both highly attractive, I mean, HOT, and immediately me and the bartender start snickering about how we'd totally tag-team the Mom and Daughter, how the mom was just as hot as the daughter, this and that. Real dirty stuff.
So they leave. And I go home at the end of my shift. About fifteen minutes later, the bartender calls me and says frantically, "Remember the mom and daughter who came into the bar today?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah!" He paused for a moment, then said, "Dude... the daughter... SHE WAS A GUY." I was taken aback for a moment. "What?!" I asked. "A dude, she used to be a fucking dude! She had a sex change operation! Rani [our manager] just now told me!"
The rancid sting of vomit in my throat. I was duped! MOTHERFUCKING DUPED!
The saddest thing is, whoever did the sex change operation did an excellent fucking job, because the daughter....... was actually hot.....
Why the fuck do you post shit like this here? Do you want to be made fun of? have you not learned your lesson yet?
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I think someone should take their own advice there!
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So yesterday afternoon at work, a mother and a daughter come into the restaurant and sit at the bar. They're both highly attractive, I mean, HOT, and immediately me and the bartender start snickering about how we'd totally tag-team the Mom and Daughter, how the mom was just as hot as the daughter, this and that. Real dirty stuff.
So they leave. And I go home at the end of my shift. About fifteen minutes later, the bartender calls me and says frantically, "Remember the mom and daughter who came into the bar today?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah!" He paused for a moment, then said, "Dude... the daughter... SHE WAS A GUY." I was taken aback for a moment. "What?!" I asked. "A dude, she used to be a fucking dude! She had a sex change operation! Rani [our manager] just now told me!"
The rancid sting of vomit in my throat. I was duped! MOTHERFUCKING DUPED!
The saddest thing is, whoever did the sex change operation did an excellent fucking job, because the daughter....... was actually hot.....
and this is any different from man nads?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Is that supposed to be suggestive? Looks dangerous to me.
Does she have a bottle of poison on her philtrum? How about a dagger on her ankle?
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the same old usual boring bullshit that nobody gives a shit about
Hey Billy...........go fuck yourself!
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