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Nonoxynol9 said:
So yesterday afternoon at work, a mother and a daughter come into the restaurant and sit at the bar. They're both highly attractive, I mean, HOT, and immediately me and the bartender start snickering about how we'd totally tag-team the Mom and Daughter, how the mom was just as hot as the daughter, this and that. Real dirty stuff.
So they leave. And I go home at the end of my shift. About fifteen minutes later, the bartender calls me and says frantically, "Remember the mom and daughter who came into the bar today?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah!" He paused for a moment, then said, "Dude... the daughter... SHE WAS A GUY." I was taken aback for a moment. "What?!" I asked. "A dude, she used to be a fucking dude! She had a sex change operation! Rani [our manager] just now told me!"
The rancid sting of vomit in my throat. I was duped! MOTHERFUCKING DUPED!
The saddest thing is, whoever did the sex change operation did an excellent fucking job, because the daughter....... was actually hot.....
Why the fuck do you post shit like this here? Do you want to be made fun of? have you not learned your lesson yet?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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