Quote: the G-man said: We've gone over this before. That innocent looking cat was, in actuality, a Muslim Cat Terrorist. Our brave president was personally dispatching the Islamo-feline before he could attack our freedom.
Bravo, Mr. President, Bravo.
BTW, the cat's name was "Barack Mittens Obama"
Which has nothing to do with our current beloved non-candidate. Pure coincidence.
