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That picture is probably a fake.
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That picture is probably a fake.
do you really want to take the risk?
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We've gone over this before. That innocent looking cat was, in actuality, a Muslim Cat Terrorist. Our brave president was personally dispatching the Islamo-feline before he could attack our freedom.
Bravo, Mr. President, Bravo.
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That picture is probably a fake.
Probably.
Fair play!
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We've gone over this before. That innocent looking cat was, in actuality, a Muslim Cat Terrorist. Our brave president was personally dispatching the Islamo-feline before he could attack our freedom.
Bravo, Mr. President, Bravo.
BTW, the cat's name was "Barack Mittens Obama"
Which has nothing to do with our current beloved non-candidate. Pure coincidence.
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Please , Mr Bush, Don't eat Fluffy.... think of the kittens! 
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It looks MORE to me like a photo of Bush, wolfing down some corn on the cob!
ANd some clever person photo shopped it. 
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God fearing Repubican cats have nothing to fear, Jerry. Only evil Muslim cats.
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Golly that isn't very nice. What did that kitten ever do to him?
Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
Folks will gather 'round the fire
Sing a song, join the choir
Pretty soon they'll all retire
And I'll say
Howdy Ho!
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Unprovoked attack on American soil...or was that kitty litter?
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 !!!
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Golly that isn't very nice. What did that kitten ever do to him?
Actually that picture is a bit dated. That was a "Katrina kitty" that was used to demonstrate to the poor, hungry & helpess what to do while waiting for the federal government to help. Don't worry, the kitten was unharmed. Bush objected to using such a light colored kitty so another kitten was substituted. The fate of the replacement kitten "Brownie" can only be guessed as pictorial evidence (like parts of W's service record) went missing. 
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Eating kittens is not cool. 
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No, it's not cool.
When a shy kitten grows to understand its name and then walks to you when you say it. That's cool.
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" Please, Mr Bush, don't eat us!" 
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That makes no sense, MEM.
The big knock against Bush during Katrina wasn't that he deliberately attacked anyone. It was that he didn't do enough and, in fact, didn't show up.
So if, as godless lying media corrupted democrats such as yourself claim, Bush wasn't there, how could he eat a kitten from there.
If you're going to unfairly attack our great president for what happened in New Orleans, really it should be a photoshopped picture of Bush walking away, while multi-racial vandals loot a pet shop for food.
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That makes no sense, MEM.
The big knock against Bush during Katrina wasn't that he deliberately attacked anyone. It was that he didn't do enough and, in fact, didn't show up.
busy eating cats. he'ssuch a spoiled lazy ass he couldn't get up from his kitty dinner.
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So if, as godless lying media corrupted democrats such as yourself claim, Bush wasn't there, how could he eat a kitten from there.
a lone kitten escaped new orleans and ran all the way to Texas (the desert climate is more suited to its evolution). Bush hating the cat because it was poor and escaped the floods (and for demonstrating evolution) ate it the same way Clinton had to lick away all the evidence from Monica Lewinsky.
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If you're going to unfairly attack our great president for what happened in New Orleans, really it should be a photoshopped picture of Bush walking away, while multi-racial vandals loot a pet shop for food.
wow, just like a neocon traffic lawyer to call them vandals while admitting they're just looking for food. if they were white people in a pet shop (ala Pee Wee Herman) you would say they were foraging.
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What are you talking about, Adler?
I said that the vandals were multi-racial, that is, a group composed of representatives of all the races (except Islam, of course, because, as we all know, that's the religion of peacetm).
Since all the races were represented, proportionally in the same ratio as the general US population, that means the majority were, in fact, white.
Stop putting words in my mouth, Raymond, just because you are blind to the threat of terrorist cats.
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Stop putting words in my mouth, Raymond, just because you are blind to the threat of terrorist cats.
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What are you talking about, Adler?
I said that the vandals were multi-racial, that is, a group composed of representatives of all the races (except Islam, of course, because, as we all know, that's the religion of peacetm).
you said "multi" meaning many not "omni" meaning all. if it were all races it would be an omni-racial crowd of vandals.
And Islam isn't a race, its a religion. But you know that because you're a "lawyer"  .
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Since all the races were represented, proportionally in the same ratio as the general US population, that means the majority were, in fact, white.
New Orleans is a "chocolate" city, dumbass. And the white people were all teleported to the secret Neocon Space Station that Rumsfeld built to invade Mars (that face in the sand is a WMD plant, I guess).
The station was built in participation with the evil Lord Xenu, which is why Tom Cruise was getting so antsy last year.
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Stop putting words in my mouth, Raymond, just because you are blind to the threat of terrorist cats.
Another anti-Cat Stevens rant from G-man.
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Hah! You just proved my point. "Cat" Stevens changed his name to, that's right, "Yusaf Islam".
Cat=Muslim Terror.
Thank god for President Bush and, of course, PJP.
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It looks MORE to me like a photo of Bush, wolfing down some corn on the cob!
ANd some clever person photo shopped it.
Probably.
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Pshaw. Next you'll tell us that picture of the guy on top of the world trade center on 9/11 was also photoshopped.
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" Please, Mr Bush, don't eat us!"
Oh those look so cute. Lets hope the shrub doesn't decide they have WMDs!
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They are indeed VERY cute! They are from a local Siamese breeder, but I am not going to spend $400.00 on a kitten. I want another male cat, and will go to the SPCA to get a boy kitty. Rather save a cat then to line a greedy breeder's pockets!
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Siamese cats are originally from Siam. Siam is now called Thailand. Thailand has a sizeable Muslim population.
Nuke those kittens now.
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Run, kittens, run! 
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He's playing that kitty like a harmonica !
The picture does look doctored, though. It looks like the cat and the hands are superimposed over a Bush photo.
Some great cat pictures throughout the topic. Thanks, Beardguy. And to rex for the one that started it all.
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He's playing that kitty like a harmonica !
The picture does look doctored, though. It looks like the cat and the hands are superimposed over a Bush photo.
Some great cat pictures throughout the topic. Thanks, Beardguy. And to rex for the one that started it all.
You are welcome, Dave.
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Run, kittens, run!
I could never figure out why that kitten is so terrified. Those puppets' mouths are felt. The cat could rip them both apart easily.
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Run, kittens, run!
I could never figure out why that kitten is so terrified. Those puppets' mouths are felt. The cat could rip them both apart easily.
My guess is that the cat was indoors, playing. A photo was taken of it. It was photoshopped afterwards to have the kitten appear to be outdoors, being chased by evil puppets.
The evil puppets are terrorists, G Man.
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Thank you, Capt. Obvious.
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When did I get the promotion from Leiutenant to Captain?? Thanks!
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