I am the Nowhereman of Earth 69.
On my Earth:
Wednesday was really black, and had his screen name changed to his real name, Winston Buckwheat (his family could not afford a middle name for him).
Rob Kamphausen was still gay, but people actually read his blog!
bsams liked got milk ads & regulary threatened to punch people in the face.
Chris Oakley often got punched in the face!
King Snarf was a whiney bald virgin cunt!
rex had a sexual penchant for gloves.
Klinton liked food!
Prometheus wrote regular interviews.
Princess Elisa was a woman..............with a brain!
Harley, Sneaky & Uschi were my sex slaves!
