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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A man who said he is an addict and would do anything to get some beer was taken into custody today on suspicion he used a hammer to smash through a wall leading to a store's refrigerator, according to FLORIDA TODAY news partner WKMG Local 6 News.
Orlando police said the unidentified man tunneled through a concrete block wall after 3:30 a.m. at Young's Food Market located on Parramore near Carter Street and crawled through.
He then smashed another bathroom wall inside the store in an attempt to get into the store's cooler.
The owner of the store, who lives above the business, heard the noise and called 9-1-1. Officers were waiting for the man when he came outside, Local 6 News reported.
The culprit ran but was brought down by a police dog.
"It kind of restores the faith that we are here to help the people," Orlando police Officer Darnel Hill said. "We actually caught a bad guy who was doing something he should not have been doing. I am sure the business owner is appreciative."
The man will be jailed after being treated at a hospital for the dog bite injury
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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faggot 15000+ posts
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The culprit ran but was brought down by a police dog.
"It kind of restores the faith that we are here to help the people," Orlando police Officer Darnel Hill said. "We actually caught a bad guy who was doing something he should not have been doing. I am sure the business owner is appreciative."
What the fuck? What do the Orlando cops USUALLY do? And they didn't even catch him! Their dog did!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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The dog is technically a cop.
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faggot 15000+ posts
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Technically I'm the center of the universe. People still dispute it though.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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We already are 15000+ posts
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We already are 15000+ posts
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Uschi said:
Technically I'm the center of the universe. People still dispute it though.
Only when my cock is in you and you are spinning around at the same speed of the moon.
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faggot 15000+ posts
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Only then do you dispute it?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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