Uuummmm.

hmmmmm

errrrrrrrrr.

How um ........

I guess there is no gracefull way to ask so......

How do you wipe your butt with two broken wrists?

I still feel like shit today.

I had to ask to leave early from work not because I'm not too sick to work but because I most likely would have hurt someone very badly when they asked stupid fucking questions.

"Are you sure this is the battery?"

"I fucking find peoples goddamned fucking batteries 40 hours plus a goddam week I think I know what the fuck I'm doing! Fuck!"

At least I got some good news today. The deal between cablevision and the YES network fell through.

Therefore I will be selling more Direct TV.

I actully love Direct TV they are a good company and provide a sound service.

Plus it's money in my pocket.