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Prometheus said:


Finally, I'd take Harley. She's smart, funny, hot, and speaks a second language. If she wasn't there just for the moral/sexual support, then, at least it's nice to have a pair of tits around when you get tired of the other two sweaty dicks.[/LIST]




It's always about the boobies with this board, which is all well and good, but...c'mon, Pro, what about my onion? My fabulous booty would be completely unappreciated by you...


Ok, my three:

1. NWM - in addition to being entertaining and the funniest motherfucker on this here board (yes, I know CC, I misunderstand that you are always serious...) he's tough and I think he would be able to deal with the rugged wildlife/jungle crap we'd invariabley have to deal with - he'd prolly be able kill some animals with his bare hands for shits and giggles, so we'd definitely have food to eat ... and I think he'd have my back if we ran into trouble.

2. CJ - Admittedly, I don't know CJ as well as some of y'all do, but the little that I've been able to glean makes me want to pick her. It's not that she loves GWTW or that, like me, she isn't fond of metrosexual men - though both are positive signs - but she seems like she is a smart cookie; has the whole science-y/medical thing going on; and can hold her own. She seems to have most of her shit together and I get the impression she'd work well as a team player. Note: Had this been a team thing dealing with computers, I woulda gone with Bunny.

3. I'm torn between Pro and doc here. Both dealt with Katrina, so both know how to get through exceedingly tough situations, and both are funny as hell, and have that sexy, sarcastic wit that I dig, which would make the time fly by faster. Not to mention their hot southern accents, which wouldn't do dick in a shitty situation, but I dig them sweet accents, so I thought I'd mention it... Plus, if CJ and I promised them some jello wrestling at the end of the month, both of them would prolly do all the hard tasks in the interim...


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi