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harleykwin said:
c'mon, Pro, what about my onion?







I dunno... are you saying that you would appreciate booty?




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3. I'm torn between Pro and doc here. Both dealt with Katrina, so both know how to get through exceedingly tough situations, and both are funny as hell, and have that sexy, sarcastic wit that I dig, which would make the time fly by faster. Not to mention their hot southern accents, which wouldn't do dick in a shitty situation, but I dig them sweet accents, so I thought I'd mention it... Plus, if CJ and I promised them some jello wrestling at the end of the month, both of them would prolly do all the hard tasks in the interim...



Well, fuck. With CJ along for the ride, I'm pretty sure Doc would be okay if we "shared" the burden of you two...

Get lost, Cunty!









Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi