- CJ - We'd need someone with enough medical knowledge to keep everyone on their feet. General knowledge about just about everything doesn't hurt either. Plus she'd most definitely be able to order us guys around without much trouble.
- Aussie-Dave - The man has done a lot of traveling, and would most likely know his way around better than most. His personality would probably be useful in keeping the rest of the team from killing each other (read: killing me). Plus, he's Australian, so he'd be able to survive just about anything man, beast, or nature could throw at him. Not to mention he could keep other teams from following our trail by ensuring that no droppings would be left behind!
- Nowhereman - kicking ass, taking names, and giving us practice at making heads or tails of nigh-unintelligible dialects of English - you can count on Nowhereman for all of these. Plus his expertise on motorbikes and - along with Aussie-Dave - the world outside of North America would prove very handy. Not to mention his unparalleled ability to employ profanity, witty insults, and Photoshop to thoroughly demoralize members of the other teams... in between thoroughly demoralizing members of our team.
It's almost like Pro's team, except with an Australian instead of a Canadian! Though it really was difficult to choose between Dave and Pro - I ended up going with travel experience and the fact that Pro would most likely be ready to kill me even sooner than Nowhereman would.
