Quote: Captain Sammitch said: Nowhereman - kicking ass, taking names, and giving us practice at making heads or tails of nigh-unintelligible dialects of English - you can count on Nowhereman for all of these. Plus his expertise on motorbikes and - along with Aussie-Dave - the world outside of North America would prove very handy. Not to mention his unparalleled ability to employ profanity, witty insults, and Photoshop to thoroughly demoralize members of the other teams... in between thoroughly demoralizing members of our team.