I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.  Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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