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Uschi said:
I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.



Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.


Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!


i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.


Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!



Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.

(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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