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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.
When's the wedding?
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(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)
"Juicer"?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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