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Happy five days to Mxy's birthday, Uschi.
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One wonders what Uschi did on her birthday.
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One wonders what Uschi did on her birthday.
What sort of person cares about what someone else did on their birthday?! This explains a lot.
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Thanks for the link, Uschi. Your drawing of the new baby is quite good!
Your art professor is fantastic with landscapes.
I have a live Journal, too..or, I had one... I was so bad at keeping up with it that I turned it into the place where I keep my stories.
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One wonders what Uschi did on her birthday.
What sort of person cares about what someone else did on their birthday?! This explains a lot.
Stalkers and sad lonely old men.
I didn't do my homework and I have to go to bed, BUT I didn't cut my hair fer, like, three weeks and have to shave that off first. Otherwise I won't until next weekend and that's too long.
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.  Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Nice ink.
You're still a cutie, chunky monkey meds or no. And I dig the pink hair.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Nice ink.
You're still a cutie, chunky monkey meds or no. And I dig the pink hair.
Aye, what the Red Sox fan said.
I so totally love the hair...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.
(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.
(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)
i think we all realized that with the curve and pull of "bin laden"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.
When's the wedding?
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(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)
"Juicer"?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The hair. Uschi's hair is always perfection... 
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I got to meet Ian Laperriere (of the Colorado Avalanche) today. He liked my t-shirt.
Before you mention it, yeah I'm a chunky monkey. My medications do that to me. Get over it.
Hey Uschito, you keep growing like that, yer gonna have Captain Summbitch chasing ya!
i think she'll be fine as long as she doesn't stretch over 1250 miles.
Apparently Joe doesnt like dressing up anymore, so Summbitch is on the look out!
Knowing that you're on the prowl for me, I decided to trade up. Get your green card so I can make you my wife.
When's the wedding?
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(By the way, does anyone realize that Uschi's boobies are probably bigger and juicier because of the meds? Just pointing that out...)
"Juicer"?
Joe likes his women with juicy dripping titties.
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Joe's breasts leak lovely, creamy, white chowdah.
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Joe's breasts leak lovely, creamy, white chowdah.
HA! 
Nah, I don't get bigger. I gain a million in the first year and then stagnate there. The only bad part is that I can't lose any, whatever I do, until about a year after I go OFF meds. So, that's me. Fat dumb and happy.
My sister's got little boobs, like A-B. But she just had a baby and is breast-feeding and all of a sudden she actually has a substantial chest. She looks so... different.
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that was so hot and dirty
kiss her!
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Joe's breasts leak lovely, creamy, white chowdah.
Um, that was Uschi's cock...
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