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ANNA NICHOLE SMITH UPDATE:
Still dead.
Abe Vigoda. Still alive.
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
Holey shit, Ballon Knot and Wednesday are going to make fuck!
Let the hate crimes commence...
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
I work right off Cypress Creek Road and I-95. I'm about 15 miles away.
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
do we need to find some program that'll show us what Ballon Knot's and Jason E. Perkins' love child will look like, just to know what kind of horrors they'll unleash on the earth?
Oh, and that Smith's death has become the big story in the US has become a big story here in Denmark.....for some reason 
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I still wonder why people are so fascinated with that one.
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ANNA NICHOLE SMITH UPDATE:
Still dead.
Heh. An anchorman at CNN actually asked the on scene reporter if Smith was "still dead"
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You know who is going to have a field day with that one, huh? These people... 
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ANNA NICHOLE SMITH UPDATE:
Still dead.
Heh. An anchorman at CNN actually asked the on scene reporter if Smith was "still dead"
That was fucked up, but funny... 
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do we need to find some program that'll show us what Ballon Knot's and Jason E. Perkins' love child will look like, just to know what kind of horrors they'll unleash on the earth?
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Please dont say shit like that, you'll just attract Beardguy to this thread!
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Please dont say shit like that, you'll just attract Beardguy to this thread!
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Has anyone blamed this on terrorism yet?
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ANNA NICHOLE SMITH UPDATE:
Still dead.
Heh. An anchorman at CNN actually asked the on scene reporter if Smith was "still dead"
That was fucked up, but funny...
It was freakin' hilarious!!
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It's really too bad potato-head Spider-man wasn't there to rescue her.  All this could have been avoided.
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Has anyone blamed this on terrorism yet?
That would be racist.
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Statement From PETA on Anna Nicole Smith's Death
PETA is extremely upset by the news of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death. She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty.
Um, is stupid golddigger really the image you want to present to dispel the idea you're a bunch of nincompoops?
We always thought Anna Nicole was a perfect fit for PETA because, just like us, she not only hated cruelty to animals and loved her dog but also couldn't be ignored, and no matter what people thought of her, they always had an opinion, one way or another.
Holy crap, that reads like a ten year old wrote it. Maybe she was the brains of the operation?
A long-time vegetarian who had slimmed down into a stunning beauty when she stopped eating meat,
And began popping trim spa like it was altoids.
Anna Nicole spoke out against Iams because of its cruel animal tests, spoke up for baby seals bludgeoned to death for their fur in Canada and posed as Marilyn Monroe in one of PETA's most striking ad campaigns, 'Gentlemen Prefer Fur-Free Blondes.'
Yeah, that's what people remember about her, not acting like a stupid, drunken, whore on a reality show. Again, do you really want to be associating yourself so closely with this woman?
It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend. We will miss her."
And, no doubt, her checkbook
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Um, is stupid golddigger really the image you want to present to dispel the idea you're a bunch of nincompoops?
I don't think PETA's too worried about what you think of them.
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And, here's a copy of the same without biased commentary... Quote:
"PETA is extremely upset by the news of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death. She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty. We always thought Anna Nicole was a perfect fit for PETA because, just like us, she not only hated cruelty to animals and loved her dog but also couldn't be ignored, and no matter what people thought of her, they always had an opinion, one way or another. A long-time vegetarian who had slimmed down into a stunning beauty when she stopped eating meat, Anna Nicole spoke out against Iams because of its cruel animal tests, spoke up for baby seals bludgeoned to death for their fur in Canada and posed as Marilyn Monroe in one of PETA's most striking ad campaigns, 'Gentlemen Prefer Fur-Free Blondes.' It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend. We will miss her."
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Does anyone really care what PETA says anymore?
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And, here's a copy of the same without biased commentary...
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"PETA is extremely upset by the news of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death. She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty. We always thought Anna Nicole was a perfect fit for PETA because, just like us, she not only hated cruelty to animals and loved her dog but also couldn't be ignored, and no matter what people thought of her, they always had an opinion, one way or another. A long-time vegetarian who had slimmed down into a stunning beauty when she stopped eating meat, Anna Nicole spoke out against Iams because of its cruel animal tests, spoke up for baby seals bludgeoned to death for their fur in Canada and posed as Marilyn Monroe in one of PETA's most striking ad campaigns, 'Gentlemen Prefer Fur-Free Blondes.' It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend. We will miss her."
i have G-tard on ignore, so was his bias comments something about her fat ass getting stuck under a table whilst crawling after her dog?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i have G-tard on ignore, so was his bias comments something about her fat ass getting stuck under a table whilst crawling after her dog?
No, but I wish I had thought to include that.
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The other day I saw an ad for a PETA "state of the union" message, read by a hot chick taking off her clothes. I just put the computer on mute and enjoyed the boobies.
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Does anyone really care what PETA says anymore?
it's hard to hear your PETA when it's muffled by a sock!
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i have G-tard on ignore, so was his bias comments something about her fat ass getting stuck under a table whilst crawling after her dog?
Heh...
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Statement From PETA on Anna Nicole Smith's Death
PETA is extremely upset by the news of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death. She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty.
Um, is stupid golddigger really the image you want to present to dispel the idea you're a bunch of nincompoops?
We always thought Anna Nicole was a perfect fit for PETA because, just like us, she not only hated cruelty to animals and loved her dog but also couldn't be ignored, and no matter what people thought of her, they always had an opinion, one way or another.
Holy crap, that reads like a ten year old wrote it. Maybe she was the brains of the operation?
A long-time vegetarian who had slimmed down into a stunning beauty when she stopped eating meat,
And began popping trim spa like it was altoids.
Anna Nicole spoke out against Iams because of its cruel animal tests, spoke up for baby seals bludgeoned to death for their fur in Canada and posed as Marilyn Monroe in one of PETA's most striking ad campaigns, 'Gentlemen Prefer Fur-Free Blondes.'
Yeah, that's what people remember about her, not acting like a stupid, drunken, whore on a reality show. Again, do you really want to be associating yourself so closely with this woman?
It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend. We will miss her."
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Well, they finally figured out who the baby's daddy is.
TK-069.
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Well, they finally figured out who the baby's daddy is.TK-069.
HAH!
each time i talk to him he whines about not getting any.
guess anna made him feel oppressed.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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'Only her Texas twang was real'The Anna Nicole Smith who boasted a 42-26-38 figure at her most outrageous and became an object of lust and desire to legions of American men was not born - she was made.
The real Smith started out in podunk Texas as flat-chested, dark-haired, unlovely Vickie Lynn Hogan with an abusive father, a hapless mother - and zero prospects.
How Smith managed to defy both her circumstances and Mother Nature and transform herself from Texas trailer trash into an international sex symbol is the subject of a scathing unpublished biography by writer Stacy Brown with the late sexpot's half-sister, Donna Hogan.
It's appropriately entitled "Train Wreck."
The 39-year-old former Playboy playmate was the face and figure of TrimSpa and claimed the diet pills helped her shed 69 pounds. But that too was a lie, the book insists.
"While Anna Nicole collects big money as the spokeswoman for a diet program she claims slimmed her from dowdy to supermodel-thin, sister Donna has evidence of the real route to skinniness: photos of Anna's liposuction," according to the book's intro.
Smith's many surgeries "make her look like chopped liver" and "threatened to send [her] to a psychiatrist," the book continues.
Those assertions were buttressed Friday by Broward County coroner Joshua Perper, who performed the autopsy on Smith after she died in a Florida hotel room.
Smith's body, Perper said, "showed some indication of scarring from plastic surgery, but nothing recent."
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Smith and Brown: Two Celebs Await Burial
By KATRINA A. GOGGINS, Associated Press Writer
2 hours ago
COLUMBIA, S.C. - While a medical examiner in Florida says Anna Nicole Smith's body is decomposing so rapidly that a public viewing may not be possible, the funeral director handling the still-unburied corpse of James Brown says the soul singer is looking good.
"No problem," said Charles Reid, director of the C.A. Reid Funeral Home, which handled The Godfather of Soul's funeral service. Reid said this week that he has checked Brown's body almost daily in the past two months during the legal fight over Brown's estate and where he should be buried.
The reason for the difference in their condition, experts said, is that Brown was embalmed within a few hours of his death, while Smith's body was refrigerated for more than a week before being embalmed. Refrigeration creates moisture that contributes to decomposition.
Brown, who died of heart failure Dec. 25 at age 73, looks almost unchanged from his December funeral and could even be displayed for another public viewing, Reid said.
Earlier this week, Dr. Joshua Perper, medical examiner in Broward County, Fla., said that Smith's body was decomposing more rapidly than expected.
In an embalming, blood is removed and replaced with chemicals that mostly consist of formaldehyde and wood alcohol. The preservatives dramatically slow decomposition. The body is bathed and covered with a disinfectant before being dressed and placed in a casket. The mouth and eyes are closed.
Experts say there is no set time for how long a corpse can remain unburied. Eventually, dehydration sets in and a body deteriorates from the outside in. But Reid said the skin can be revitalized by applying beeswax.
On Thursday, the court-appointed lawyer for Smith's baby daughter said the centerfold would be buried in the Bahamas next to her son, but he did not say when.
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