That piranha tank probably seemed like a great idea, but do you notice how the piranhas cower at one end while Uschi swims menacingly back and forth, bearing her sharp teeth and swearing in dolphin language. They fear her - these flesh-eating fish - as do all creatures of the sea.

And what about the Penguins. Fuck with Uschi and you fuck with every Penguin in the world. How safe are you from Penguins? really? Penguins are everywhere. There could be one in your kitchen, hiding in your freezer.