Cock Gay
(The Kamphausenettes / Trad Arr.)
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Some say its contextual
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Some say it's homosexual
But it's Cock Gay
(Drum Solo)
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(Another drum solo)
Cock Gay!
(A bit of trumpet and some guitar)
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If you enjoy the music of the Indigo Girls
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If you rape Charlton Heston
It's not gay
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If you visit the zoo and you see a male wolf
And "I want to fuck that wolf"
is the first thing you say
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If you are Brad Pitt
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If you are walking through Hoboken
And your gaydar reads zero
That shit is broken
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"Hi I'd like two orders of low fat cock gay, with a side of cock."
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