The WWE's "Sign Guy" was the contestant.

Howie asked him if he was married... and Sign Guy said his wife died! Bet Howie felt like a dink for not doing a pre-interview!

'The Edge' and Randy Orton were there to give Sign Guy shit. Sign Guy brought a whole bunch of signs (and a toilet seat?) with him, some of which Orton ripped up. Cena and Bobby Lindsey were there to cheer him on.

Sign Guy did a lot of DX promo crap to get the crowd into it, including a shitty HHH impression... which is 1,000 times better than the real HHH's impression of himself!

Sign Guy ended up winning $106,000... more than some of the wrestlers make in a year!!

Lindseys voice sounded deeper than his usual promos, and Orton was a better talker on DOND than he is on RAW... probably because he wasn't scripted!